Superfluous Snake: Mr. Putter. Perhaps you could tell me what you get when you combine two parts calamine, one part essence of pearl, and three parts suntan oil.
Harvey Putter: A private party between you and "Flame-O" over there.
[Points to Flaco Mudfly]
Superfluous Snake: Pity. Don't come crying to me when your smelly sunburned cat comes home with a bad case of poison ivy.
Sister Delirious Nunbridge: [after being set on fire] I really hate you mother f...
Sister Delirious Nunbridge: children!
Wand Fu Master: I am the Wand Fu master, Ding Dang Dung. I come with room.
Rod Cheesely: Wow! I bet you're like a thousand years old with the secrets of the Orient inscribed in your soul!
Wand Fu Master: No, I take online course. I graduate three weeks ago. I come from mean streets downtown Peoria. Wassup?