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"Torchwood" Sleeper (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

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Ianto Jones: They know more about this place than I do.

[bangs fist on table]

Ianto Jones: Nobody knows more than I do!

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Ianto Jones: It's all over.

Owen Harper: [pauses] Let's all have sex.

Ianto Jones: [deadpan] And I thought the End of the World couldn't get any worse.

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Ianto Jones: Just us... in this room... for as long as it takes. Terrifying.

Captain Jack Harkness: Really?

Ianto Jones: Absolutely. Shivers down my spine.

Captain Jack Harkness: You don't look scared.

Ianto Jones: Well, it... passed.

[Jack raises fist in a mock threatening manner and growls]

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Captain Jack Harkness: Have a little faith. With a dashing hero like me on the case, how can we fail?

Ianto Jones: He is dashing. You have to give him that.

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Beth: [to Jack] Will it hurt?

Captain Jack Harkness: Yes.

Beth: Your bedside manner's rubbish.

Gwen Cooper: You should see his manners in bed. They're atrocious!... apparently. So I've heard.

Ianto Jones: Oh they are. I remember this one time...

Captain Jack Harkness: [clears throat forcefully]

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Owen Harper: How d'you know all that?

Ianto Jones: I know everything! And it says so on the bottom of the screen.

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Toshiko Sato: [as Captain Jack takes an alien artifact out of a box] You said we weren't allowed to use that again.

Captain Jack Harkness: It's just a mind probe.

Ianto Jones: Remember what happened the last time you used it?

Captain Jack Harkness: That was different. That species has extremely high blood pressure.

Ianto Jones: All right, their heads must explode all the time.

Gwen Cooper: Jack, we can't do this. What if you're wrong? If she is human, it'll kill her.

Captain Jack Harkness: I'm not wrong. We have to find out what she is.

Toshiko Sato: Take it easy, Jack. Stop at the first sign of trouble.

Ianto Jones: Or the first sign of exploding.

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Toshiko Sato: No, I can't just hook something up! The entire telephone network is down.

Owen Harper: What about a mobile connection?

Toshiko Sato: [slowly] The. Entire. Telephone. Network. Is down!

Ianto Jones: Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string, everything, absolutely everything: no phones, phones all broken.

[holds up hand in imitation of telephone]

Ianto Jones: Hello? Anyone there? No! Cause the phones aren't working!

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Ianto Jones: We don't sniff the sub-etheric resonator!

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Police Officer: In my opinion, the husband did it. He was looking for trouble, expecting to be burgled.

Captain Jack Harkness: Really?

Police Officer: Yeah. Look. No other reason I can think of for keeping sports equipment in the basement.

Captain Jack Harkness: Oh, you should come around to my house for a game of hockey sometime.

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Gwen Cooper: Do you feel human?

Beth: Yes.

Gwen Cooper: Yes, well, then you are. What makes us human? Is it our minds or our bodies?

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Toshiko Sato: [hacking into a military database] Come on, guys, that wasn't even difficult. You disappoint me.

Ianto Jones: It's almost obscene what you do to security systems.

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Gwen Cooper: It's just like going to sleep.

Owen Harper: Only a bit colder.

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Captain Jack Harkness: Stop wasting our time. We know you're an alien.

Beth: [disbelieving Jack] There's no such thing as aliens.

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