- Jurgen Haabemaster: [Howard is watching a Black & White Art Film. A desolate beach, a skeleton] Life is pain... suicide is freedom...
- Announcer: Next on BBC Four, a seven-hour documentary on Dutch Avant Guarde Cinema.
- [Howard switches it off]
- Doctor: [Clip from "The Doctor and the Pencil"] AHHH!
- Pencil: AHHH!
- Doctor: AHHH!
- Pencil: AHHH!
- [Back to the interview]
- Jurgen Haabemaster: So playful.
- Folksinger: I twined her in my twisted beard... we walked among the standing stones... the light was fading on our match... so we stopped for lemon barley drinks...
- Montgomery Flange: [Howard has "The Chokes" again] You're a good actor, Howard! Remember the pencil! Remember the pencil!
- Howard Moon: [Unfreezes] NO! NO! NOOO!
- [Kicks the air]
- Howard Moon: HA-HA! NO! NO! NOOO! NO? NOOO! AHHHH!
- [Falls exhausted into a crouch. The Audience goes wild]