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"The Mighty Boosh" Party (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

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Tony Harrison: I've got it Saboo! An idea is formulating!

Saboo: What?

Tony Harrison: Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk," in its entirety!

Saboo: Are you insane? There's at most... one track I can get away with off maybe... "Rumours."

Tony Harrison: Come on! "Tusk," in its entirety, with the pauses as Lindsay Buckingham intended! Watch the room crumble at the aura of the H-Man!

Saboo: Why not just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains across the decks?

Tony Harrison: What is your beef with the Mac?

Saboo: The same beef every right thinking man has, they are bullshit munchers!

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Saboo: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this shit up - you're having a nightmare!

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Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal-textured-alien-barbed penis inside you!

Decapitated Lester Corncrake: I don't like it!

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Tony Harrison: [Dennis has just decapitated Lester Corncake] Dennis, you dinlo, what the fuck are you doing? You just killed the wrong geezer!

Saboo: You flipping truncheon!

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Thug #1: Oy, you, Bighead, come over 'ere.

Dennis: [to his wife] I've got to go now, bye.

Thug #1: Yo, lemme up, homes, I know your sista.

Dennis: Yes, I do not have a sister.

Thug #1: Don't back-chat me, Bighead, or I'll bust you up.

Dennis: This "Bighead" business - I don't understand. I actually have a relatively small head for a man of my stature.

Thug #1: I like your hat, man. Come'n let my mate Ricky borrow it, 'cause he likes it.

Dennis: This would not suit Ricky.

Thug #1: Thing about Ricky is hats do suit him. He's got one of those faces.

Dennis: That may be so, but it is forbidden for a mortal peasant to touch the garments of a shaman.

Thug #1: [to Thug #3] Wixy, bust out the knife! Jab up this joker!

Dennis: Ah! Swordplay!

Dennis: [stabs thugs]

Dennis: Onward, to Oddbins!

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Dennis: [after seeing that Naboo has no genitalia] My god. As smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche.

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Tony Harrison: [Saboo and Tony Harrison are DJing] I've got it, Saboo! A concept is formulating! Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in its entirety!

Saboo: [groans]

Tony Harrison: Watch the room crumble at the awe of the H-man.

Saboo: Are you insane? That's the most one-track I could get away with off... maybe, "Rumors".

Tony Harrison: Oh, come of it. "Tusk", in its entirety, with the pauses, as Lindsey Buckingham intended it to be heard.

Saboo: Yeah, why don't you just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains on the decks?

Tony Harrison: What is your beef with the Mac?

Saboo: The same beef every right-thinking man has: they are bullshit-munchers.

Tony Harrison: When are you gonna start thinking outside the box?

Saboo: The box is there for a reason; to keep ball-men like you inside it.

Tony Harrison: You are so square! What do you want to lay down?

Saboo: I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie.

Tony Harrison: Ahhhhh... all right, fair enough. Good choice. Slam it down.

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Dennis: [before decapitating Lester Corncake, thinking him to be Vince] Aha! Prepare to die, you prancing tit!

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Vince Noir: [Howard has just revealed that he is a virgin] Come on, Howard. It doesn't matter that you're a virgin. It's fine. Women respect that. They don't mind that you've not gone beyond the kiss.

Howard Moon: [looks away]

Vince Noir: You've never kissed anyone, have you?

Howard Moon: So?

Vince Noir: Have you ever held anyone's hand?

Howard Moon: I don't like people touching me. Besides, I've had deeper relationships in my mind, at a distance, than you'll ever have in your lifetime, you know that.

Vince Noir: Are you talking about the incident with the binoculars?

Howard Moon: That was never proved.

Vince Noir: It was in The Guardian.

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Dennis: [after seeing Vince and Howard kiss] I need to go home and rethink a few basic principles.

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