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Private: The whole world's gone topsy-turvy.

Skipper: So it's up to us to make turvy topsy again.

Private: I'm not sure that's possible, Skipper.

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Skipper: Kowalski, what did you said earlier?

Kowalski: Um... This stinks?

Skipper: Before that.

Kowalski: Mama, I made boom-boom?

Skipper: Too far back.

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Kowalski: If by some statistically remote chance you do win, the rewards will be glory and respect.

Private: And a little swagger in your step.

King Julien: These prizes sound cheap. As your king, I already own glory and respect. Don't I?

Maurice: Glorify!

Mort: Respectify!

King Julien: See? But not a TV. Yes! Long have I wanted a box with tiny shouting people inside.

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King Julien: When I win, this hi-fi will be my-fi.

Skipper: We'll see about that. Actions speak louder than words.

King Julien: [Speaking through megaphone] And this speaks louder than actions!

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King Julien: Those silly-billy penguins cannot be beating me. It is unpossible.

Skipper: Think again, lemur. The unpossible just became possible.

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King Julien: Are you a penguin or a chicken? This calls for harsh mocking.

King Julien: [clucking like a chicken] Mock! Mock! Mock-mock-mock!

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Skipper: Lemur! One last game. All or nothing.

King Julien: But I have the all and you have the nothing. So, how does that work?

Skipper: Kowalski, options.

Kowalski: Sorry, Skipper. We lost my options clipboard two nights ago.

King Julien: Righty-o. Maurice, options.

Maurice: They could swear their undying loyalty to you.

King Julien: Groveling, obeying, and combing the knots out of my tail?

Maurice: That'd be the idea.

King Julien: Ooh, I likey!

Skipper: We accept those terms.

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Skipper: We demand a rematch.

King Julien: [Watching TV] Shh. Dan from San Diego is going for the $15,000. Foolishly, if you ask me.

Skipper: Now.

King Julien: Loser says what?

Skipper: Now!

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[Julien is watching the TV he won from the penguins]

TV Announcer: Did you pay too much for auto insurance?

King Julien: It is very possible. Tell me more.

[the signal goes to static; Julien turns to Mort, who is on top of the set, holding the antenna]

King Julien: Mort, no slacking! How am I to know if I have auto-paid too much?

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Skipper: All right, you win. But now you're gonna lose.

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King Julien: I like winning. It suits me. Like losing suits them. The loser penguins.

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