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"The Penguins of Madagascar" Assault and Batteries (TV Episode 2009) Poster

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King Julien: Be giving it up, flightless bird. I already have three batteries.

Skipper: But your noisemaker needs all four, and the only way you're getting this one is if you pry it from my cold, dead flippers.

King Julien: Ugh! Sounds gross... but doable!

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King Julien: Not in the face! Please spare my moneymaker!

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King Julien: Skipper, if only one of us makes it out of here, then let it be... Joey.

Skipper: Joey?

King Julien: Yes. Without the beatings, this place isn't half bad.

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Maurice: Oh, my feet are killing me.

King Julien: Not as much as I will if you stop dancing.

Maurice: But your majesty, we just can't boogie-oogie-oogie like you.

Mort: I wanna go to bed!

King Julien: No! Last week the baboons shook their shiny red buttocks eighteen hours straight. I will not be outpartied.

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Joey: Come down here, you bludgers, before I chuck a wobbly.

King Julien: Have you never heard such a mangling of the language with which we are speaking?

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King Julien: Everyone I care about made it! Happy ending! But what is this feeling I am feeling? It is not a happiness.

[Sees Joey beating up Skipper]

King Julien: It is a feeling that I have not done all I could have done. I do not like it. How do I make it go away?

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King Julien: Okay, crazyish idea. You help me get out of this place.

Skipper: Team up, with you?

King Julien: I was thinking more like you do all the work, and I will watch with anticipation.

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King Julien: Come back here, you music hater!

Skipper: I don't hate music! I hate noise!

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Maurice: Mort, what are you doing?

Mort: I'm dancing!

Maurice: Give it a rest! Julien has no way of knowing if we're dancing or not.

Mort: Oh, you're right.

[the batteries Julien tossed fall on them; they start dancing again]

Maurice: He knows! He knows!

Mort: I like dancing to exhaustion!

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Skipper: What's the matter, wallaby? Can't kick a moving target?

Joey: Wallaby? I'm a kangaroo, mate!

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King Julien: You must take the music inside of you, swish it around and spit it out through your tail. Just do as I do. Take in the music...

[Music stops]

King Julien: Hey, not all the music, you greedies!

Maurice: It wasn't us.

King Julien: Then what else could make our boomy box stop booming?

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Skipper: We made it! Up high!

[Offers a high-five]

King Julien: Yes, it is.

Skipper: Down low?

[Juilen just looks at him]

Skipper: Too slow?

King Julien: You. You are too slow.

Skipper: Never mind.

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