The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Misfortune Cookie/Lemur See, Lemur Do (2009)

Andy Richter: Mort

Quotes 

• King Julien : Maurice! Mort!

  Maurice : Is there something wrong, your majesty?

  King Julien : Yes! Why didn't you tell me it was my birthday?

  Maurice : Yeah, it's not your birthday.

  King Julien : Of course it is. Otherwise why would you get me this ginormous present?

  Maurice : We didn't give you a present.

  Mort : I did.

  Maurice : No, you didn't!

  Mort : No, I did!... I didn't.

• King Julien : You want me to play hide and seek with Lemmy?

  Mort : Uh-huh. Is good idea. You like?

  King Julien : I like. I can show you my seeking technique and also my counting technique. I invented a few new numbers I think you will like.

  [Covers eyes] 

  King Julien : One, twolien, three-four-five-six-seven-eight-nine-ten, meleven...

• Skipper : This is madness. Utter madness! That robot has to be decisive, forceful, able to take down an armed space squid from 50 yards.

  Private : Right.

  Skipper : You can't boogie your way out of a Martian invasion. Those space squids play for keeps.

  Private : But what can we do about it?

  Skipper : We need to extract that robot away from Julien's sick schooling, and teach him the penguin way.

  Kowalski : Yes! We are getting a robot!

  Skipper : Affirmative.

  Private : But how do we get the robot away from Julien?

  Mort : [Steps out of the shadows, speaks in onminous tone]  Leave that to me.

  Skipper : Um... okay.

  Mort : [Cheerful]  Really?

• Maurice : Your majesty, this isn't healthy. You need to shake this off.

  King Julien : What's the use? I shall never be shaking this or even my booty ever again.

  Mort : Foot hugging time! Yay!

  [Hugs Julien's feet] 

  Maurice : Look at Mort hugging your feet! Doesn't that make you crazy? Doesn't that make you want to do something? Anything?

  King Julien : It's not the same without my Lemmy.

• King Julien : Maurice, I worry about those penguins. What could make them believe in curses?

  Maurice : Short of that penguin meeting a foul end, nothing.

  King Julien : Aha, but what if we made Freako...

  Maurice : Rico.

  King Julien : ...Rico meet a foul end? That would make them believe.

  Maurice : Probably, but it wouldn't be a curse.

  King Julien : Wouldn't it, Maurice? Are you sure?

  Maurice : Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

  King Julien : And I'm pretty not. No, no, wait! I'm pretty. Very, very pretty. So pretty! Mort, tell me I am pretty.

  Mort : You are pretty.

  King Julien : Thank you. See, Maurice? Mort agrees with me. Case closed.

  Maurice : All right. What did you have in mind?