The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Misfortune Cookie/Lemur See, Lemur Do (2009)

Danny Jacobs: King Julien, Delivery Boy

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Quotes 

• King Julien : Take note, Maurice. Tonight, chow mein is my main chow.

• King Julien : Maurice! Mort!

  Maurice : Is there something wrong, your majesty?

  King Julien : Yes! Why didn't you tell me it was my birthday?

  Maurice : Yeah, it's not your birthday.

  King Julien : Of course it is. Otherwise why would you get me this ginormous present?

  Maurice : We didn't give you a present.

  Mort : I did.

  Maurice : No, you didn't!

  Mort : No, I did!... I didn't.

• Kowalski : When did you get a robot?

  King Julien : Oh, do not be pretending, because I know it was you that sent this machine to mock me. Quit it!

  Skipper : Well, Ringtail, we are working on a mocking you scenario.

  Kowalski : Operation: Mock Julien.

  Skipper : But it's still in the lab. It's still at Mach 2. We like to get to Mach 8 before implementation.

• King Julien : You want me to play hide and seek with Lemmy?

  Mort : Uh-huh. Is good idea. You like?

  King Julien : I like. I can show you my seeking technique and also my counting technique. I invented a few new numbers I think you will like.

  [Covers eyes] 

  King Julien : One, twolien, three-four-five-six-seven-eight-nine-ten, meleven...

• Kowalski : Fortunes are mere superstitions.

  King Julien : Yes, these stitions are super, and that is why you must listen to them! This is a curse. Your friend has been given a misfortune cookie!

  Private : A what?

  King Julien : A misfortune cookie. It is like a regular fortune cookie, except it is filled with hate, and bile!... and sugar... and evil!

  Private : Oh! That doesn't sound good. Except for the sugar part.

  King Julien : You need the sugar, or the bile will overwhelm the flavor.

• Skipper : Kowalski, report.

  Kowalski : The robot...

  Rico : Boom.

  King Julien : Aaaagh! What - what has been done by you to my poor Lemmy?

  Kowalski : Well, we... It was an accident.

  Private : We didn't mean to blow him up.

  Rico : Kablamo!

  King Julien : He was the only robot I was ever loving.

  Skipper : We're sorry, Ringtail. We just knew what was best.

  Rico : Kablamo!

  King Julien : Kablowing him up was the best?

  Rico : Kablamo!

  Skipper : Okay, we said we knew what was best. We just didn't do what was best.

  [Julien leaves, crestfallen] 

  Rico : [Sadly]  Kablamo.

• Skipper : Don't play dumb with me, ringtail!

  King Julien : Who says I am playing?

• Maurice : Your majesty, this isn't healthy. You need to shake this off.

  King Julien : What's the use? I shall never be shaking this or even my booty ever again.

  Mort : Foot hugging time! Yay!

  [Hugs Julien's feet] 

  Maurice : Look at Mort hugging your feet! Doesn't that make you crazy? Doesn't that make you want to do something? Anything?

  King Julien : It's not the same without my Lemmy.

• King Julien : How dare you accusing me of such outrageousness, like a snake!

  Maurice : Yo, we got a snake to bit Rico! This'll convince those pen...

  [Sees Skipper] 

  Maurice : Oh, well, forget it.

• King Julien : Maurice, I worry about those penguins. What could make them believe in curses?

  Maurice : Short of that penguin meeting a foul end, nothing.

  King Julien : Aha, but what if we made Freako...

  Maurice : Rico.

  King Julien : ...Rico meet a foul end? That would make them believe.

  Maurice : Probably, but it wouldn't be a curse.

  King Julien : Wouldn't it, Maurice? Are you sure?

  Maurice : Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

  King Julien : And I'm pretty not. No, no, wait! I'm pretty. Very, very pretty. So pretty! Mort, tell me I am pretty.

  Mort : You are pretty.

  King Julien : Thank you. See, Maurice? Mort agrees with me. Case closed.

  Maurice : All right. What did you have in mind?

• King Julien : Come closer! Closer! A little more closer! Wait, okay, that's too close. Take a step back, a little half step. Right there.

• King Julien : Look how it mocks me in silence! It's like a mini mime!

• King Julien : I will teach you everything about being a lemur king: the bossing, the bragging, but most of all, the boogieing!

• King Julien : You still have many important things to learn, such as... the Mambo! The Moonwalk! The Egyptian! The Electric Noodle! The Robot! No, more jerky, you know, like a robot. I would think that would be easy for you.