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"The Penguins of Madagascar" Operation: Plush and Cover (TV Episode 2009) Poster

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King Julien: Maurice, there are Morts here, there and everywhere! I must be dreaming! The most horrible dream inside my head! Quick, pinch me! Now bite me! Now slap my face and spank my right buttock!

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Marlene: What's up with all the commotion?

Skipper: Unknown. I'm still waiting for my away team to report before declaring defcon red.

Marlene: Uh-huh. Real quick: What exactly is a defcon red?

Skipper: Classified. Just hope you never live to see one, sister.

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Skipper: [Popping sounds are coming from a crate] Evasive action. We have enemy movement.

Private: Skipper, we're taking fire!

Skipper: We're also giving some. Right, Rico?

[Rico spits out a flame thrower and aims it at crate]

Skipper: Steady, boys. Get ready to toast this marshmallow!

[Crate opens to reveal Julien with a popcorn container]

King Julien: Ha ha! Popcorn anyone? It's fresh.

Private: Julien?

Kowalski: How did he get here?

King Julien: I mailed myself super platinum premier overnight express. This is how a king is to be rolling.

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[the penguins are inside a box mailed to the plush factory]

Skipper: Kowalski, report.

Kowalski: It's dark.

Skipper: I concur. Rico, weapons check.

[Sound of Rico regurgitating several items]

Skipper: Outstanding! Private, sound off.

Private: Uh... Are we there yet?

Skipper: Not yet, Private. Wait for it... Wait for it... Aaaand... Move out, now!

[They storm out; they are still at the mailbox]

Skipper: Right. Back in the box.

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King Julien: Now, who has the honor of carrying my luggage?

Skipper: Rico, stamp his royal highness "return to sender."

[Rico wraps Julien in bubble wrap]

King Julien: Okay, you win. Forget the luggage.

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Skipper: [On a conveyor belt] Kowalski, hit the kill switch!

[Kowalski pushes a button; a smashing device is activated]

Skipper: Kill the hit switch!

[Gets hit by device]

Skipper: [Dazed] Switch the kill hit!

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Mason: Right, on to new business. Please refrain from yanking the hats off visitors when they stroll past your habitats. There are legal issues, and more importantly, it's just plain rude.

[Phil signs]

Mason: Well, of course we can still fling poo at them. That's tradition.

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King Julien: What have I done, Maurice? I already miss having that annoying Mort around so that I can hate him.

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King Julien: No need to drop to your knees to thank and worship me.

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Marlene: [about a stack of Private plush dolls] Check it out. Looks like the zoo has a new best seller.

Skipper: Well, will you look at that. Kudos, Private.

[Slaps Private on the back; he falls over, revealing that he's actually a plush doll]

Skipper: Private? Private?

Private: [Back at the factory, running on the conveyor belt] Hello? Anybody?

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