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"The Penguins of Madagascar" Needle Point/Eclipsed (TV Episode 2009) Poster

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Skipper: This is just a routine visit to the doctor. Turn and cough, boys. Turn and cough.

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King Julien: Why is the blue sky not sky-bluish?

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Skipper: Think again, Doctor Deranged! I don't do needles.

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Private: Skipper, something's wrong with the sun.

Skipper: He finally did it!

Private: Who did what?

Skipper: My mad dolphin nemesis, Dr. Blowhole! He blew out the sun!

Kowalski: Actually, according to my calculations, it is the rare cosmic event known as a solar eclipse.

Rico: Huh?

Skipper: Are you sure it's not the crazed handiwork of my marine mammal foe?

Kowalski: It's totally natural. The moon is between the sun and the Earth... Ooh, it's a total eclipse! Wow! Are you as totally stoked about this as I am?

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Skipper: Kowalski, options.

Kowalski: We'll need a diversion. I suggest releasing the spider monkeys. Bedlam is their middle name.

Skipper: They never disappoint.

Kowalski: Amid the chaos, we escape through the south entrance.

Skipper: Good. And then?

Kowalski: Then, we get jobs as holiday store displays. When we've earned enough money, we build a new secret lair, one with laser beams.

Private: Ooh, laser beams!

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King Julien: You, you are the nicest guy around here. Make me be nice! I command you!

Private: That wasn't very nice.

King Julien: And you are failing already!

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Kowalski: The point is, fear of medical professionals is completely unwarranted. Yes, the benefits to one's health and personal well being are much too important...

Alice: Looks like you penguins are due for a visit to the dentist.

Kowalski: The dentist? Aaaaah!

[Runs away]

Private: But we don't have teeth.

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Skipper: Kowalski, analysis.

Kowalski: I'm picking up good vibrations.

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Skipper: That's it! No more mister nice guy.

Private: For you or Julien?

Skipper: Whatever works.

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Skipper: Gentlemen, had this had been an actual tennis ball machine uprising, we would've lost. Game, set, match.

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Private: I don't mean to be cheeky, but why'd the doctor have to give the shots in the bum?

Kowalski: Our fleshy buttocks make ideal distribution points for injected medicines. Ugh! Unfortunately.

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Skipper: Sounds like the sky spirits are sending you a message.

King Julien: But I am being extra crazy nice.

Skipper: New York sky spirits are fickle pickles.

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Mason: Phil, I don't know how to break this to you: There is no checkmate in checkers.

[Phil signs angrily]

Mason: [gasps] You groom your mother with those hands!

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Kowalski: Skipper, I have what you're looking for.

Skipper: Outstanding! So when's the next big eclipse?

Kowalski: From today, 27 years, in Brazil.

Private: Ooh, I've always wanted to go to Carnaval.

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Private: Skipper, what are you doing here?

Skipper: Saving you from saving me.

Private: But really, I don't mind having another shot. I can always... turn the other cheek. He-he!

Skipper: You'll mind if it makes you sick. Or worse.

Private: How worse?

Skipper: You know, the chimps didn't say. I assumed you'll grow a second head or something.

Private: I don't want a second head!

Skipper: Then hurry, man! The doc will be here any second.

[Skipper tosses Private towards the window, but misses and he hits the wall; Private then climbs up to the window and turns to Skipper]

Private: You know, Skipper, none of us think any less of you for being afraid.

Skipper: Well, I do. That fear almost hurt a friend. Now get out of here, soldier.

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Mason: King Julien, you are truly inspiring.

King Julien: I know, it is from the dancing.

Mason: Yes, well we were just talking to the sky spirits...

King Julien: Word up. The sky spirits love me. Peace out, sky spirits! Uh, wait, wait, wait. Conversing?

Mason: Yes. Phil translates, actually.

Mason: [to Phil] Begin countdown.

Mason: [back to Juilien] And they are about to send you a message... right... about... now!

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King Julien: Just waiting for you to roll over so I can fluff up your pillow.

Skipper: Not necessary.

King Julien: It is okay, I'm prepared to wait all night.

Skipper: I like a hard pillow.

King Julien: Oh, I could be your pillow. My bottom is very soft and plushy, you know.

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Private: I'm sorry, Skipper.

Skipper: Don't be sorry, Private. Be alert. You never know when our enemies will strike...

[Suddenly, cages drop on the penguins]

Skipper: What the ham steak?

Private: Um, Skipper, is this still part of the drill?

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Skipper: [as Kowalski goes to get his shot] Be strong, Kowalski.

Kowalski: [Gets his shot] Good Galileo Galile-EEEEEEEEEE!

Skipper: The man's a butcher.

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Mason: Ah, Sunday morning.

King Julien: Sunday morning? Uh-uh, no! It is still Saturday night, baby! The sky spirits told me.

Mason: Sky spirits?

King Julien: Yes. They give me signs because I am the king. See that cloud up there? It says to me "party with the pansies."

Mason: Chim-panzees, and we were enjoing a quiet morning, if you don't mind.

King Julien: Oh, I do mind, mister. That cloud up there says party time, so it's time to party, mister. Mort, crank up that conga rhythm!

Mason: Oh, please, not conga.

King Julien: [singing] I am the Conga King / Doing the conga thing / Tail up and tail down / Grab my bottom and sing! / Let's all go conga-ga! / More fun in conga-ga! / You can't stop conga-ga! / Grab my bottom and sing!

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Kowalski: There is no reason to fear the doctor.

Private: Except for his needle, and its slow burn of pain that...

[Kowalski glares at Private]

Private: ... that's not as bad as it seems.

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Mason: He must be stopped before he conga-gas again.

[Phil shows Mason a newspaper headline]

Mason: Solar eclipse? What does that have to do with King Dancy Pants?

[Phil signs]

Mason: The sky spirits, you say? Phil, that is positively diabolical. Lovely.

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