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"The Penguins of Madagascar" All Choked Up/Little Zoo Coupe (TV Episode 2009) Poster

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Skipper: Officially, you have no idea what we're doing here.

Marlene: Uh-huh. Unofficially too.

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Skipper: Look alive, men. I've got my freak on for recon.

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King Julien: I can taste the taste of victory. It is yummy in my tummy.

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Skipper: It's too horrible for words. Except these ones, the words I'm saying right now. These are fine. But anything else, no go!

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Kowalski: Are you challenging us to a race?

King Julien: Am I? Yes! You understand what I am doing before I am even doing it!

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Skipper: Not to worry, men. There's more than one way to make a penguin puke his guts out.

Private: How many...?

Skipper: Seventeen. Just don't ever ask to see number twelve.

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Kowalski: Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.

Skipper: Gentlemen, our car is officially boss.

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Kowalski: That bomb is not coming out. We could send a man inside to defuse it if we were about yea tall.

Skipper: And how close are we from shrink ray technology?

Kowalski: 700 years.

Skipper: [tosses aside a device next to him] Curse you, shrink ray!

Kowalski: Make that 712.

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Maurice: [as they put Mort inside Rico to defuse the bomb] The birds have gone carnivore!

King Julien: Quick, we must flee! Maurice, distract them by being eaten!

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Skipper: Our car's not babyish!

Kowalski: It is strategically... adorable.

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King Julien: Winner gets the loser's car.

Private: Why would you want two cars?

King Julien: One for commuting, one for weekend errands around town.

Skipper: Better stock up on subway tokens. We race tonight at 12 o'clock!

King Julien: Make it... midnight! Wait, wait. When's my pedicure?

Maurice: Midnight.

King Julien: Can we make it 12:15? Does 12:15 work for you?

[Kowalski looks at his board and nods to Skipper]

Skipper: Fine. 12:15.

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Skipper: That dame is a riddle wrapped in mystery and dunked in nasty sauce.

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Skipper: Are you ready to have your lunch handed to you?

King Julien: Why, yes, that would be nice. I would like a BLT, hold the T, and... Oh, this is some of your trashy talk, is it? Well, I too can talk of the smack!

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Kowalski: You need to get to the bottom of the stomach.

Mort: Down the spiral staircase?

Kowalski: Take the elevator. It's quicker.

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Skipper: Dynomite! The classic timebomb bundle with LED countdown delay. Maximum explodability matched with maximum getawayability. Rico, you're a mad genius. That robo zoo guide goes sayonara in half an hour... high noon!

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King Julien: So, did that sticky them up? Tell me yes.

Maurice: Um, okay. Yes.

King Julien: Yes! Wait. Maurice, are you just telling me what I want to hear?

Maurice: Yes.

King Julien: Yes! Wait... no!

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Skipper: Well, Rico, I'm sorry it has to come to this, but I had Kowalski whip up a little concoction I like to call... Number Twelve!

Kowalski: Two scoops of squirrel lint, a dash of baboon spit, used kitty litter, one hippo toenail, and anything we could find in the monkey cages. Whoa, mama!

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Kowalski: You, simian! You cost us the race. You can't go around flinging your banana peels willy-nilly!

Mason: Well, he's got you there, Phil. It's not like poo. There are consequences.

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Skipper: Whistling. Awfully cheery for someone pushing a suspicuously human-shaped sack. Wouldn't you say?

Private: I don't know, Skipper. Sometimes a good whistle makes me feel like a pretty little butterfly.

[Rico starts to retch]

Skipper: Can the sweet talk, Private. You know Rico has gooey love mush sensitivity.

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Mason: It's a lovely night for a race. So lovely, I might not fling any poo.

[Phil signs]

Mason: Oh, all right, Phil. We can watch the race and fling poo. Just like we did in Talladega.

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Kowalski: Looks like she's burying the evidence, Skipper... above ground, standing up, in the busiest crossroads of the zoo.

Skipper: Putting her gruesome handiwork on display? How sick is this woman?

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King Julien: Oh, metal wiseman. Show me who is the smartest of all creatures?

[Robot points right; Julien quickly moves to where he's pointing]

King Julien: That is right! Yes, me.

Mort: Oh, make the shiny man do magic again!

King Julien: Now show me who has the most attractive bottom?

[Robot points left; Julien moves his butt to where he's pointing]

King Julien: Amazing! How does it know?

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Skipper: So that's their game. Blowing us up one by one with unregurgitatable gut bombs. Horrified, yet impressed.

Kowalski: It's so obvious. I should have seen it coming. I'm sorry, Rico. I blame myself.

Private: No Rico! No...

Skipper: Not Rico! Not anybody! Kowalski, status report.

Kowalski: 22 minutes, 46 seconds.

Skipper: Then we've got 22 minutes and 45 seconds to get that bomb out of our buddy's belly. Rico, my friend, we are gonna teach you to spew again!

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Skipper: I smuggled this out of the souvenir gift shop.

Kowalski: A nature documentary?

Skipper: Wait for it.

[Plays movie]

Documentary Narrator: This is Antarctica. Icy home to the playful penguin.

Private: Hey, that looks like uncle Nigel.

[Roaring from documentary]

Documentary Narrator: Who become prey to the insatiable bloodthirst of this leopard seal.

Kowalski: Oh, that image will haunt me!

Skipper: It's just a boring... documentary.

Documentary Narrator: Betcha can't eat just one, Mr. Seal.

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Skipper: Well, Rico, looks like it's game over. I never thought it would end this way, but I just want you to know... I love you, you crazy knucklehead.

Kowalski: I also love you, in the same way expressed previously... dude.

Private: [Hugging Rico] I love you too, Rico!

[Rico starts to retch]

Mort: [Inside Rico] And I love this popcorn. It's a little wet, though.

[Rico's stomach rumbles]

King Julien: Eh, what is that noise?

Skipper: [breaking down] I'm not good with words - well, actually, neither are you - but I just wanna say... you are my brother!

Kowalski: That's poetry, Skipper.

King Julien: I don't know about him, but this mush is making me want to blow chunks.

Skipper: Do you mind?

Private: Wherever the sun lays its head, there the land will whisper, "Rico. Rico."

Kowalski: [breaking down] Okay, now that's poetry!

[They all cry and hug each other; Julien joins in; they all glare at him]

King Julien: I just want to see a penguin throw up.

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Skipper: Take a look at our future, men. Phase Two: robot animals.

Kowalski: It's a classic cost-cutting manuever. Replacement and elimination.

Skipper: But there's...

[Counts to himself]

Skipper: ...*four* things they didn't count on. The war on robots begins...

[pause]

Kowalski: Uh, Skip...

[Skipper signals to wait]

Skipper: ...now!

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King Julien: [after the robot blows up] He was the only one who truly appreciated my bottom.

[One of the robot's arms land behind Julien, pointing at his butt]

King Julien: Hey! He's still loving my booty!

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King Julien: Who is burping up the stinking fog of lint, and spit, and unspeakable things from a kitten, and... Oof! I don't even want to know what that fart was.

Mort: Ooh, it smells like the circus!

[the penguins take Mort]

Mort: Am I going to the circus too?

[They shove Mort down Rico's throat]

Mort: Why is the circus so dark and smelly? Hey, there's popcorn down here. Hooray!

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Kowalski: Course is ready to roll, Skipper.

[One of the cones starts to move]

Skipper: What the deuce?

Kowalski: Oh, for pity's sake! If the cones are going to move by themselves, why do I measure?

[They remove the cone; Marlene was underneath]

Marlene: Hi, guys!

Skipper: Marlene! Who was on cone stowaway duty?

[Kowalski, Private and Rico point at each other]

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King Julien: It is the most handsomest thing I have ever seen... except for me, which goes without saying, but I said it anyway. Why? I don't know!

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Kowalski: Course is ready to roll, Skipper.

[One of the cones starts to move]

Skipper: What the...?

Kowalski: Oh, for pity's sake! If the cones are going to move by themselves, why do I measure?

[They remove the cone; Marlene was underneath]

Marlene: Hi, guys!

Skipper: Marlene! Who was on cone stowaway duty?

[Kowalski, Private and Rico point at each other]

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Kowalski: Okay, do you see the bomb?

Mort: Um, I see and old squeaky toy. Wait, I see it! I see the bomb!

Kowalski: Good. Now separate the blue and yellow wires from their sheating, reverse the polarity, and splice both to the ground lead, which should be a slightly thicker copper wire. Am I going too fast for you?

Mort: Um, okay. Which of the colors is blue?

[the penguins sigh exasperatedly]

Mort: Is this the blue one?

[Rico shrieks]

Kowalski: No, I believe that's a kidney.

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