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"The Penguins of Madagascar" Gone in a Flash (TV Episode 2008) Poster

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The Skipper: Private, these sardine smoothies are top-notch. What's your secret?

Private: Love, sir. I made them with love.

The Skipper: Love?

Kowalski: It's a chemical reaction in the brain inducing bliss. Highly addictive.

The Skipper: [knocks the smoothie from Rico's wing] No more love in the smooties! We gotta stay sharp. The concrete jungle is an elusive mistress who may call us into action at any given moment.

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The Skipper: Your lower mammal brains don't seem to comprende.

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The Skipper: All right, boys. Let's leave the madman to his madness.

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The Skipper: I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force.

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Maurice: You penguins are psychotic!

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King Julien: Gimme, gimme, gimme! I said gimme! What part of "gim" or "me" do you not understand?

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[Maurice and the penguins are in a subway railroad]

Maurice: Gotta... rest.

The Skipper: No dice. We need to be back at the zoo by 0900.

Kowalski: Which doesn't give us much time.

Private: We should go faster.

Maurice: There is no way I can go any faster.

The Skipper: Oh, I'll bet the old D-train will change your tune.

[the penguins slide along the rails]

Maurice: The what?

[a subway train approaches; Maurice runs faster to avoid it]

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King Julien: A little more to the left, Mort.

Mort: Your left or my left?

King Julien: Mine, of course! I'm the king. All the lefts are mine, silly Mort.

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Kowalski: I suggest we enlist Doris the dolphin to use her echolocation skills to track the missing lemur.

The Skipper: Forget it, Kowalski. She's useless on land. Besides, Doris only likes you. She doesn't "like you" like you.

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King Julien: [Eats Maurice's banana] Nicely done, Maurice. Now peel me a grape.

Maurice: But that was...

King Julien: Grape, Maurice, grape. Not lip.

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King Julien: Maurice! Where are you and your booty, which is quite large and usually easy to see?

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King Julien: Here, Maurice. Just to show you that I am the bigger lemur - not in actual pounds, of course, but in the other kind of biggerness - eat the banana.

[Throws slice of banana at camera]

King Julien: Oh, so now it's a hunger strike too, is it? You're not going to get to me. You're not going to... eat the banana!

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King Julien: See, this is what happens when you question my kingly authority.

Mort: [hugs Julien's ankles] I question nothing!

King Julien: I question why you touch the feet!

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The Skipper: Sounds like someone has a case of the prelaunch heebie-jeebies.

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The Skipper: Scuff marks from a portly lemur. My guess, he stumbled backwards. But why?

Kowalski: Perhaps a localized seismic event of unknown origin, Skipper.

Private: Or maybe the camera's flash blinded him.

The Skipper: Sounds a little preposterous, Private. But just in case... Kowalski, run a temporarily blinded portly lemur scenario, pronto.

Kowalski: Stand right here, Rico.

[after some calculations, pushes Rico off the ledge; he bounces off the inflatable castle and lands on a trashcan]

Kowalski: That confirms our target fell into this waste receptacle.

The Skipper: El excelente! I know exactly what happened. Into the can, men.

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