Anderson Cooper: [on TV] Destruction. Devestation. A community in ruins. How did it come to this? Why did the dam fail?
Gargamel: I've spent my entire adult life looking for the Smurf Village! How did Anderson ****ing Cooper find it in less than a DAY?
Anderson Cooper: And where is the King during the greatest crisis the forest has ever known?
Brainy Smurf: Papa Smurf says that the King doesn't care about blue people and Papa Smurf is always right, because Papa Smurf... Papa Smurf?
Anderson Cooper: What is it, Brainy?
Brainy Smurf: Usually the other smurfs kick me out of the village when I start talking too much, but... there are no smurfs left!
[bursts into tears]
[Gargamel finally cooks the Smurfs]
Gargamel: Triumph at last!
[tastes the Smurf masala... and dumps his dish in the bin]
Gargamel: [on the phone with take-away] Hello?... It's Gargamel... Yes, the usual. Oh, with fried rice, please... For one.