Barney explains The Platinum Rule to Ted: Never, ever, ever love thy neighbor. After Ted wakes up to discover that he got a butterfly tattoo on his lower back while drunk, he sees a dermatologist to have it removed. Ted finds himself attracted to the doctor and announces his plan to date her. But Barney and the others try to dissuade him by sharing their own experiences dating people with whom they have to communicate on a regular basis should the relationship sour. Written by
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At the end of the story as the Girard's bump into Marshal and Lily in the hall way outside their apartment; a vertical 2X4 (probably one end of set piece) is visible on the right hand side of the screen. See more
My Own Bar. I can't hit on women in my own bar. Remember the old Barney? He was a lion. The king of the jungle. Stalking whatever prey he chose. Going in for the kill.
You've got a whole meat locker at home full of corpses, don't you?
Now look at me. Declawed, neutered. What was once my jungle is now my zoo and I am forced to mate with the same old lioness... again and again while families pay to watch.
Yeah this metaphors really falling apart
Put a bell around my neck and scratch my belly kids...
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