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| Shoshana Bush | ... | ||
| Damon Wayans Jr. | ... | ||
| Essence Atkins | ... |
Charity
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| Affion Crockett | ... |
A-Con
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| Chris Elliott | ... |
Ron
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| Christina Murphy | ... |
Nora
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| David Alan Grier | ... |
Sugar Bear
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| Amy Sedaris | ... |
Ms. Cameltoé
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| Kim Wayans | ... | ||
| Lauren Bowles | ... |
Glynn
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| Brennan Hillard | ... |
Jack
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| George Gore II | ... |
Ray
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| Chelsea Makela | ... | ||
| Ross Thomas | ... |
Tyler
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| Shawn Wayans | ... |
Baby Daddy
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Street dancer Thomas Uncles is from the wrong side of the tracks, but his bond with the beautiful Megan White might help the duo realize their dreams as they enter in the mother of all dance battles.
Nearly incoherent mess from the Wayans brothers basically parodies every dance-themed film of recent memory and even takes stabs at other pop culture features like "Twilight" as well. Vignettes add up fast and furiously with no one in the cast making much of an impression and the film almost feeling like it had two dozen different directors and screenwriters (and none with a good cinematic idea). As good as "Airplane!" and "The Naked Gun" were in the 1980s, "Dance Flick" and others of the type are that awful in the 2000s. Do whatever moves necessary to avoid this horror of a movie which accomplishes nothing except stealing the audience's time, energy, and money. Gobble, gobble. Turkey (0 stars out of 5).