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Miss March (2009)

A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his ... See full summary »

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A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl. Written by Anonymous

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After four years in a coma, Eugene Pratt is going to be reunited with his high school sweetheart...on pages 95-97.

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Rated R for strong crude and sexual content, nudity, pervasive language and some drug use | See all certifications »

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13 March 2009 (USA)  »

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$6,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$2,409,156 (USA) (13 March 2009)

Gross:

$4,542,775 (USA) (24 April 2009)
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The Playboy issue in which Cindi appears as "Miss March" is actually the October 2005 issue. The cover model is Sara Jean Underwood, who appears in the film as herself. See more »

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There is a scene where Tucker has to dodge a car that he almost hits while driving, however, before and after the dodge, the headlights of a car driving behind them are seen in the background, but when he dodges the car in front of him, the headlights on the background don't move. See more »

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Horsedick.MPEG: When you give something to a bitch, they don't do nothin' but take. That's why I don't give 'em nothin' but the dick. 'Cause they can't take that away. You'll see. Tomorrow at the mansion I'ma run the train on seven, eight, nine, ELEVEN o' them honeys! Ain't a Playmate there I ain't tagged yet.
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References Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) See more »

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White Girl
Written by Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore
Performed by Craig Robinson
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Miss March, Miss This
12 September 2011 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Watch this if...a second rate comedy and cast that gets off task due to poor directing and a questionably structured script sounds worthwhile.

Acting/Casting: 4* - Cregger and Moore are second rate actors playing in a second rate comedy. Craig Robinson helps the film marginally, but his character has awful material to work with. This is likely one of Robinson's worst roles in a movie.

Directing/Cinematography/Technical: 4* - After around 30 minutes or so, the film goes haywire and begins to have very little structure. The plot gets lost and then picked back up in the last few minutes of the film. I feel like there is 30-45 minutes of the movie that have no relevance to the plot at all.

Plot/Characters: 4* - Again, the premise is descent, but it gets lost while the movie and the story takes on new life with no relevance to the main theme. Too bad the new life it takes on isn't anything but sub-par comedy material.

Entertainment Value: 5* - It is slightly entertaining, but that is overshadowed by the fact that the movie has no structure and second rate acting/directing. I likely will not watch again in the future.

My Score: 4+4+4+5 = 17/4 = 4.25

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