Miss March (2009)

Directors:

Zach Cregger
Trevor Moore

Writers (WGA):

Zach Cregger (screenplay) &
Trevor Moore (screenplay) ...

Release Date:

13 March 2009 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

After four years in a coma, Eugene Pratt is going to be reunited with his high school sweetheart...on pages 95-97.

Plot:

A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has...

Plot Keywords:

Road Trip | Mansion | Party | Coma | Hospital

Cast

Zach Cregger	...	Eugene Bell
Trevor Moore	...	Tucker Cleigh
Raquel Alessi	...	Cindi Whitehall
Molly Stanton	...	Candace
Craig Robinson	...	Horsedick.MPEG
Hugh M. Hefner	...	Himself
Carla Jimenez	...	Nurse Juanita
Cedric Yarbrough	...	Doctor
Geoff Meed	...	Rick
Slade Pearce	...	Young Eugene (as Slade Austin Pearce)
Remy Thorne	...	Young Tucker
Eve Mauro	...	Vonka
Alexis Raben	...	Katja
Windell Middlebrooks	...	Bouncer #1 (as Windell D. Middlebrooks)
Lindsay Schoneweis	...	Sheila

Also Known As:

Miss February (USA) (working title)
Miss March: Generation Penetration (UK) (long title)
Playboys (USA) (working title)

MPAA:

Rated R for strong crude and sexual content, nudity, pervasive language and some drug use.

Runtime:

89 min | 90 min (unrated version)

Country:

USA

Language:

English | Portuguese

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Certification:

USA:R (certificate #44541) | Ireland:16 | Italy:VM14 | New Zealand:R18 | Singapore:R21 | Germany:16

Company:

Fox Atomic

Trivia:

In the early scene at the "Abstinence Now" seminar, some of Raquel Alessi's (Cindi Whitehall's) lines were dubbed over for the movie's final release. Originally, the story she told on stage prominently featured the word "retard", referring to a baby that was born to an illegitimate mother who smoked. Due to concerns over bad press, the word was changed to "crackhead".

Goofs:

Anachronisms: When the guys are still young, when it says three weeks later, he is playing with a Nintendo Game Boy Advance SP. This cannot be since that thing was not on market 10 years ago.

Quotes:

Tucker Cleigh: Well the country is like, what, 10 states wide? And each state is roughly 100 miles across. So that's like 1000 miles. We're going about 60 miles an hour, so we should be there in like 600 minutes.

Movie Connections:

References "The Girls Next Door" (2005)

Soundtrack:

White Girl

WKUK is so much better and written with more edginess than this movie which resembles Porky's

Whitest Kids You Know is the comedy troupe modeled after Kids in The Hall that brings you Miss March but instead of being comedic genius it winds up falling flatly into the cheap beer college brand of humor of dick jokes, dorky plot development, one dimensional characters and boring scenes. There's some nice T&A but it's treated very sparingly considering the subject material. With the Whitest Kids You Know in the mix and a big budget you would expect so much more but apparently they couldn't or weren't allowed to pull it off in their normal style. This comes off with a Van Wilder/Porky's/National Lampoon crap that's really just setting up scenes for 13 year olds to chuckle at. The laughs are few and far between with the ass making up for the lack of good material. It's watchable, but only barely, and I'm a big fan of WKUK!!