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Miss March (2009)

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A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his ... See full summary »


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Cast overview, first billed only:
Young Eugene (as Slade Austin Pearce)
Bouncer #1 (as Windell D. Middlebrooks)
Lindsay Schoneweis ...


A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl. Written by Anonymous

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis


After four years in a coma, Eugene Pratt is going to be reunited with his high school sweetheart...on pages 95-97.


Comedy | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong crude and sexual content, nudity, pervasive language and some drug use | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

13 March 2009 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Miss February  »

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Box Office


$6,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$2,409,156 (USA) (13 March 2009)


$4,542,775 (USA) (24 April 2009)

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Did You Know?


Horsedick.MPEG is based on a shock viral video known as "Mr. Hands", featuring a man named Kenneth Pinyan who was sexually penetrated by a horse. Pinyan later died from injuries after another sexual encounter with a horse. See more »


When Eugene and his girlfriend are giving the speech to the children about sex, we see her lips say "retard" but hear "crackhead". See more »


Horsedick.MPEG: When you give something to a bitch, they don't do nothin' but take. That's why I don't give 'em nothin' but the dick. 'Cause they can't take that away. You'll see. Tomorrow at the mansion I'ma run the train on seven, eight, nine, ELEVEN o' them honeys! Ain't a Playmate there I ain't tagged yet.
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User Reviews

Miss March, Miss This
12 September 2011 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Watch this if...a second rate comedy and cast that gets off task due to poor directing and a questionably structured script sounds worthwhile.

Acting/Casting: 4* - Cregger and Moore are second rate actors playing in a second rate comedy. Craig Robinson helps the film marginally, but his character has awful material to work with. This is likely one of Robinson's worst roles in a movie.

Directing/Cinematography/Technical: 4* - After around 30 minutes or so, the film goes haywire and begins to have very little structure. The plot gets lost and then picked back up in the last few minutes of the film. I feel like there is 30-45 minutes of the movie that have no relevance to the plot at all.

Plot/Characters: 4* - Again, the premise is descent, but it gets lost while the movie and the story takes on new life with no relevance to the main theme. Too bad the new life it takes on isn't anything but sub-par comedy material.

Entertainment Value: 5* - It is slightly entertaining, but that is overshadowed by the fact that the movie has no structure and second rate acting/directing. I likely will not watch again in the future.

My Score: 4+4+4+5 = 17/4 = 4.25

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