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Miss March (2009)

 -  Comedy | Romance  -  13 March 2009 (USA)
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A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his ... See full summary »

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A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl. Written by Anonymous

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After four years in a coma, Eugene Pratt is going to be reunited with his high school sweetheart...on pages 95-97.

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Rated R for strong crude and sexual content, nudity, pervasive language and some drug use | See all certifications »

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Miss February  »

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$6,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$2,409,156 (USA) (13 March 2009)

Gross:

$4,542,775 (USA) (24 April 2009)
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In the early scene at the "Abstinence Now" seminar, some of Raquel Alessi's (Cindi Whitehall's) lines were dubbed over for the movie's final release. Originally, the story she told on stage prominently featured the word "retard", referring to a baby that was born to an illegitimate mother who smoked. Due to concerns over bad press, the word was changed to "crackhead". See more »

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When Eugene and his girlfriend are giving the speech to the children about sex, we see her lips say "retard" but hear "crackhead". See more »

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Cindi Whitehall: Eugene?
Eugene Bell: Cindi.
Cindi Whitehall: Oh, my God! I can't believe this! When did you wake up?
Eugene Bell: About three days ago.
Cindi Whitehall: How did you find me?
Eugene Bell: It wasn't too hard.
Cindi Whitehall: What does that mean?
Eugene Bell: Where have you been?
Cindi Whitehall: What?
Eugene Bell: Where have you been?
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A poor script, awful leads and minimal laughs make 'Miss March' a definite miss!
7 June 2009 | by See all my reviews

'Miss March' tells the story of Eugene (Zach Cregger), who awakens from a coma after four years, to find the love of his life Cindi (Raquel Alessi) is now a sexy centerfold model and resides in the Playboy Mansion. He travels to Hollywood with best buddy Tucker (Trevor Moore) to win her back, after failing to take her virginity on Prom Night.

The negative reviews for this 'comedy' were actually right, because Miss March is nothing more than a poorly scripted attempt at a comedy with two juvenile leads, minimal laughs and a Straight-to-DVD vibe about it. Cregger was decent, but Moore was awful and completely unfunny with every line of dialog he spoke. Alessi is barely featured in the film (despite her being a key character to the plot), and most of the brief laughs are from side characters who are barely in the movie.

The only real laughs arrive in the last 20 minutes of the film, when the two leads finally arrive at the mansion. But even then, it's side characters such as two Russian lesbians and a rapper named 'Horsed*ck.MPEG' who provide the short-lived jokes, because the two leads (especially Moore) had no comedic charm to them. I wouldn't be fooled by the R-rating for this flick also - a few boob shots near the end hardly make this a 'raunchy' comedy.

Positives about the film? Well, Hugh Hefner was pretty decent in his cameo role, and Betsy Rue (My Bloody Valentine 3D) has twenty seconds of screen time, and gives a better performance than both leads in the whole 85 minutes. Raquel Alessi was also good, even though she didn't have much to do, and the side characters provided some quick laughs in some scenes of the flick, and the last twenty minutes were decent. Plus, Miss March did have potential, but the poor script sunk the movie.

Overall, the movie just feels like another low-budget comedy which will be in the bargain bin in no time. I'm not surprised it didn't last long in theaters, and I'm disappointed to say that the negative reviews for this were right. The last twenty minutes saved the movie from being awful, but it's really not worth it just for those twenty minutes.

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