Bastards of Kirk (Video 2006)

In the 23rd century, 60 minutes searches out the whereabouts of one James Tiberius Kirk. The Captain of the Enterprise has disappeared following a row of paternity lawsuits. As the news ... See full summary »

Director:

Logan Lubera

Writers:

Maninder Chana, Bob Thompson

Stars:

Melanie Kastner, Clint Maguire, Jessica Rose

Cast

Credited cast:
Melanie Kastner	...	Marta
Clint Maguire	...	Loki / Federation Guy
Jessica Rose	...	Romulan Girl
Erick Fournier	...	Rhan / Zokai
Linda McKenney	...	Mind Meld Girl
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Bronwyn Dixon	...	Mudd Woman
Ashleigh Erwin	...	Mudd Woman / Elaan
Phil Hahn	...	Sulu
Steve Harrison	...	James T. Kirk
Ayman Hassan	...	Apollo
Ben Hudson	...	Harcourt Fenton Mudd
Mark Jeffries	...	Troglyte Teen
Liana Kerzner	...	Federation Guard
Geoff Kolomayz	...	Troglyte Teen
Lisa Lubera	...	Red Shirt

Storyline

In the 23rd century, 60 minutes searches out the whereabouts of one James Tiberius Kirk. The Captain of the Enterprise has disappeared following a row of paternity lawsuits. As the news magazine investigates, they uncover illegitimate children and a conspiracy by the Federation that could have universal consequences and create all out war among the planets. And Kirk is at the center of it all.

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Plot Keywords:

star trek | star trek spoof

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Taglines:

To Boldly Bone Where No Man Has Boned Before

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Genres:

Short | Comedy | Sci-Fi

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Details

Official Sites:

Official site

Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

28 May 2006 (USA)

Also Known As:

Star Trek Fan Film: BOK

Filming Locations:

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Box Office

Budget:

$10,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Red Fort Films

Technical Specs

Runtime:

28 min

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1

Did You Know?

Quotes

Federation Guy: Stop it Mike, you're embarrassing yourself. I could list things too, but it doesn't make me a menu.

User Reviews

Lots of EyeCandy - only a few laughs - Boring!

I give this a strong B+

Acting as if you're a "Bad Actor" goes only so far..

The best way to rate a "Fan Film" is if it can hold your attention and leave you wanting more. This effort does neither.

Plodding, slow and many times this comedy sags and even stalls! "Get out and push already!"

Super high marks for Costumes, Set Design, and they really got the "Painting with light" spot on!

Did I mention there were a lot of very attractive ladies? Right when you find yourself falling asleep.. Out Pops a well endowed "Babe" in a classic GOLD ST Uniform. "Hubba Hubba!"

The "Sixty Minutes" parody was totally wasted. If comedy writers were used.. I'm sure the 60 minutes parody would be a bit more than a lame excuse to tell this story/Joke. Instead the 60min humor is totally "Thrown Away" in the first minute or two. The premise doesn't even provide the "Glue" to successfully hold the other episodes together.

Considering all the hard work and exemplary efforts by the production crew.. It should have been a lot funnier.

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