- The Joker: I am the conductor here, and I say you need your ticket punched!
- [hits Batman with extended boxing glove]
- The Joker: [Joker calmly watches as Judy attacks Batman with a bench] Aww, such hospitality. Judy wants you to have his seat...
- Batgirl: [Batman, Batgirl and Robin are trapped in a giant bird cage underground. Joker's train is facing them] Let me guess, you're going to run us over with your train, right?
- The Joker: [feels insulted by the comment] Please... I assure you, that joke's too obvious, even for me!
- The Joker: [after explaining his plan to destroy Gotham City by collapsing the cave system under it with explosives] Ashes to ashes... and all that rot.
- The Joker: Jack Napier/The Joker: Excuse me! I'm the conductor here, and all passengers must get their tickets, punched!