The Jerk Theory (2008)
Jesse Heiman: Clinton
Quotes
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Clinton : Wait. Isn't Ricky Martin Cuban?
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Clinton : Is it true nuns are married to God?
Father Bailey : Yes. Yes, nuns have taken a vow of celibacy.
Clinton : Didn't YOU?
Father Bailey : Yes. Yes, I did.
Clinton : So, are you married to God, too?
Father Bailey : I think I know where you're going with this, Clifford, and I... I-I'm not gay. And neither's God. Ask Sister Vasquez. Of course, you know, the wife's usually the last one to find out.