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Ghostbusters (Video Game 2009) Poster

(2009 Video Game)

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[the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man has appeared again]

Dr. Raymond Stantz: It wasn't me this time, I swear it.

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Dr. Raymond Stantz: We eat gods for breakfast?

Dr. Egon Spengler: Too much you think?

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Ivo Shandor: I am a God!

Dr. Egon Spengler: We eat Gods for breakfast!

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Dr. Egon Spengler: Hmmm, these readings are off the charts. Now I'll have to go make new charts...

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Dr. Raymond Stantz: [excitedly] How was it? Was it cool? How did it look like? Did you get any samples? Did it have multiple eyes?

Dr. Egon Spengler: Shut up.

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[the Ghostbusters' commercial is on TV]

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Are you troubled by strange noises in the night?

Dr. Egon Spengler: Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?

Dr. Peter Venkman: Have you or your family actually seen a spook, specter or ghost?

Dr. Raymond Stantz: If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Just pick up the phone and call the professionals!

Ghostbusters: Call the Ghostbusters! We're ready to believe you!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Franchises available soon! Call for details.

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Dr. Egon Spengler: [while making adjustments to Ray's Proton Pack] This could be dangerous.

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Great. Danger is our life.

Dr. Egon Spengler: We'll start at fifty-percent capacity. That should keep any burning or tissue damage to a minimum.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Hey. If you're going to burn any tissue, do it to the new kid. You can't use Ray. Our mortgage is in his name.

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Dr. Egon Spengler: [after The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man falls off the building and explodes into goo that falls onto the street] Ray! Peter! We're in position! The trap is set! We're prepared to capture Stay Puft... Where is he?

Dr. Peter Venkman: He's that white puddle you're driving through.

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Dr. Egon Spengler: New people die everyday.

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Janine Melnitz: Our boss called and he...

Dr. Egon Spengler: [Interrupting] Not our boss, just Peck, please.

Janine Melnitz: Peck called and he said if you fire off another unauthorized stream, he's gonna shut you down.

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Dr. Peter Venkman: [about Peck] I always pictured Peck as a pencil pushing, bureaucratic prick. But, I would never think that he is an evil occultist.

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Janine Melnitz: [Answering the phone] Ghostbusters.

[pause]

Janine Melnitz: No, we do not reccomend that you attempt to perform a level 5 peruvian exorcism on yourself.

[another pause]

Janine Melnitz: But after you'd tied yourself up, it would be extremely difficult to do that to the cat, even if you could catch it.

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Guy on Ghostbusters' Answering Machine: [the Ghostbusters have just blown up the giant marshmellow man in Times Square, drenching it in melted marshmellow] Hi, I was wondering if it's safe to eat all this marshmellow goo that's fallen on Times Square. And as a follow-up question, what if I already did?

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[Slimer has escaped and returned to the Sedgewick Hotel]

Sedgewick Hotel Manager: That disgusting green blob is up on the 12th floor again, wreaking havoc! I demand a refund right now!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Sir, if you check the fine print on our invoice...

Dr. Raymond Stantz: *Invoices*.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Right, invoices, you'll see that your warranty on re-haunting expired some time ago. You should've taken the extended service agreement.

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Dr. Peter Venkman: [to Rookie] Part of our settlement with the city: proton packs must remain off in heavily populated public areas.

Dr. Raymond Stantz: And in close quarters. It minimizes the city's liabilities and satisfies the restraining order the maid here had put on us.

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Dr. Egon Spengler: [over radio] I wanted to test these first, but since we're waiving that safety step today anyway, you should be aware that I modified the Neutrona Wand which normally releases the particle stream.

Winston Zeddemore: Wow! It's like Christmas came early!

Dr. Raymond Stantz: [over radio] Earlier than what? They started Christmas before Halloween this year! Santa came to my house dressed as Dracula!

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[Egon and Ray have given the Rookie an upgraded Proton Pack]

Dr. Peter Venkman: Hey, how come this mump gets all the new stuff?

Dr. Egon Spengler: He's our new Experimental Equipment Technician.

Dr. Peter Venkman: He gets a cool title, too?

Dr. Raymond Stantz: It means he gets to carry around a bunch of untested, extremely dangerous hardware that if not handled correctly could blow him somewhere into New Jersey.

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Ivo Shandor: [Final confrontation closing sequence] I am a god!

Dr. Egon Spengler: We eat gods for breakfast.

Dr. Raymond Stantz: [after Shandor's architect form has been destroyed] We eat gods for breakfast?

Dr. Egon Spengler: Too much you think?

Dr. Raymond Stantz: No, I liked it.

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Dr. Egon Spengler: [after defeating several flying stone gargoyles] Interesting. Ghosts and gargoyles.

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Hey! That was a game: 'Ghosts and Gargoyles', a game we played when I was in the Seminary.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Ghosts and Gargoyles. What dink game didn't you play? Do you have your eight-sided dice with you?

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Janine Melnitz: [Answering the phone] Hello, Ghostbusters.

[pause]

Janine Melnitz: Yes.

[pause]

Janine Melnitz: I don't think so.

[pause]

Janine Melnitz: No. It didn't just stop working and it doesn't just need toner! It literally exploded... after it screamed obscenities at me.

[long pause]

Janine Melnitz: No, I don't think the nature of our business has anything at all to do with whether or not you honor your product's warranty.

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[the Ghostbusters arrive at the Sedgewick Hotel, which seems to be empty]

Winston Zeddemore: Whoa. If this place were any more dead, we'd need a coroner.

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Egon used to be a licensed coroner.

Winston Zeddemore: No kidding?

Dr. Egon Spengler: It's just a hobby now.

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Dr. Egon Spengler: All my data indicated the ghost world is beginning to push through multiple cross-portals from their dimension into ours.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, more overtime.

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Dr. Peter Venkman: [Stay Puft has been splattered all over the street] You've KILLED my dessert!

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Dr. Raymond Stantz: Venkman. Come in please! Pandemonium up here! Chucks of the building missing everywhere! You are required at the sight now!

Dr. Peter Venkman: [via walkie talkie] So happy to be of demand, but these sugar balls have got me nailed down. I can't get pass them. They're disgusting, and they are unhealthy.

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Uh, did I mention there's a spectacularly beautiful lady in distress?

Dr. Peter Venkman: I'll be right there.

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Dr. Peter Venkman: That little mutant Stromboli snuck up on me! GAH... functified again!

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Dr. Peter Venkman: [on Shandor Island] I thought I was making a nice gesture, and you're giving me the suspicious look. Drop it instantly. Let's get going, because nobody enjoys rushing headlong towards their death more than this fellow.

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Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: [after the Museum stage] You guys are heroes.

Dr. Raymond Stantz: You mean, *fired* heroes. Peck's gonna pull our license.

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Dr. Peter Venkman: [after traping a ghost] Yeah, that's what happens when you mess with the men in beige.

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Vigo: [sighs] Just 1000 more years. Hang in there, Vigo, hang in there...

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Vigo: Did you know that when stretched out, the human small intestine can be wrapped around a city block? You have to get a running start...

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Vigo: Pull my finger, I command you!

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Janine Melnitz: [Booking a Ghostbusters appointment with a customer on the phone] ... Okay, I've booked you in for Thursday.

[pause]

Janine Melnitz: Oh it won't be nessisary to call you before they arrive; you'll know. Believe me, you'll know!

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Janine Melnitz: [Phone Rings] Hello, Ghostbusters.

[pause]

Janine Melnitz: No, we do not summon the ghosts of dead relatives and then capture them so you can ask them the combination to the safe.

[another pause]

Janine Melnitz: Yeah, well same to you pal!

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Winston Zeddemore: [after the rookie uses his proton stream to slam a ghost in to a wall, floor or ghost trap] *Nobody* messes with the kid!

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Dr. Egon Spengler: Ray, follow me; the others are floating back upstairs. Venkman; pull our friend Slimer into a trap as fast as you can. There's a massive bulge in these spikes indicating this isn't just some routine clearing job.

Dr. Peter Venkman: He gets so bossy when he hasn't had his nap.

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Dr. Peter Venkman: Coffee time everyone, service has been declined beyond this point.

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Winston Zeddemore: [as they drive towards a "situation" while others run away] Just *once*, I wouldn't mind running with these other fools *away* from the trouble.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Where's the fun in that?

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Dr. Raymond Stantz: Um, okay. That's your cue, killer.

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Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray! I don't feel good!

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Vigo: I should have had a bathroom painted in this thing.

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Winston Zeddemore: [When ghosts appear] They're bringing some, thunder!

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Winston Zeddemore: [after the rookie uses his proton stream to slam a ghost in to a wall, floor or ghost trap] You're playing hardball, rook!

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Dr. Peter Venkman: Kill it, Ray!

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Ivo Shandor: I am the Destructor. I am the Architect. I will pave over your fields to start anew. I will fill your seas with concrete and stone. I will pierce your world with girders of steel and panes of glass. I will crush your world under the weight of my cities. I will smother your creation under my own!

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