Commander Adam forces Chode to testify against Darph Bobo in a murder case and puts him in a witness protection program until the trial. Settling down on a suburban planet under the name of 'Chance', Chode becomes the object of desire for all the desperate housewife's in the neighborhood. Written by
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Did You Know?
This may sound weird, but I've been without, eh, male companionship for so long, even that disgusting fat purple one is beginning to look good.
I hear you, sister, my dear old hubbie spends so much time working, I'm ready to date a banana.
Spoofs Desperate Housewives