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T'nuk: Those pirates are gonna plunder us. Long and deep, hard and dry...

Whip: [heroically] I don't think so.

T'nuk: A girl can dream, can't she?

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Bob: [during opening credits] Peter Piper picked a peck of purple peckers.

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T'nuk: [about Captain Jack Raving] I wouldn't mind letting him dig for my treasure!

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Chode: Come on, there's no way I could possibly a father.

T'nuk: Why not? You're already a muther.

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Six: Chode, if you only had intercourse with this women in a 24 hour period, the chances of you being the father of her child are infinitetisimal.

Chode: Hmm. So, I'm pretty much the poppa, huh?

Gus: No, you idiot, Dinina probably has you mixed up with some other purple Varcity slob.

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Gus: [acting as Chode's lawyer] What is your impression of the plaintive?

T'nuk: I don't do impressions. I'm more of a one line zinger type of comedienne.

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Chode Jr.: Look, you can all stop pretending you want me here. I'll just go to my room.

Chode: Why, that's nonsense! You don't even have a room.

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Chode Jr.: Yo cous', what's up?

Whip: You can drop the act. I knew there was something off as soon as I saw you and your momma swapping saliva. And unless your name is Oedipus, that was some sick shit.

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Whip: [to Chode Jr] Ah, you think I'm afraid of you? I eat little turds like you for breakfast.

Chode Jr.: No wonder your breath smells like crap!

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Chode: [banging on the wall because Whip and Chode Jr. are fighting on the other side] Ok, you two, don't make me come down there! Aargh, I guess I'll have to, I sure ain't gonna come down here.

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