Bob: [during opening credits] Peter Piper picked a peck of purple peckers.
T'nuk: [about Captain Jack Raving] I wouldn't mind letting him dig for my treasure!
Chode: Come on, there's no way I could possibly a father.
T'nuk: Why not? You're already a muther.
Six: Chode, if you only had intercourse with this women in a 24 hour period, the chances of you being the father of her child are infinitetisimal.
Chode: Hmm. So, I'm pretty much the poppa, huh?
Gus: No, you idiot, Dinina probably has you mixed up with some other purple Varcity slob.
Gus: [acting as Chode's lawyer] What is your impression of the plaintive?
T'nuk: I don't do impressions. I'm more of a one line zinger type of comedienne.
Chode Jr.: Look, you can all stop pretending you want me here. I'll just go to my room.
Chode: Why, that's nonsense! You don't even have a room.
Chode Jr.: Yo cous', what's up?
Whip: You can drop the act. I knew there was something off as soon as I saw you and your momma swapping saliva. And unless your name is Oedipus, that was some sick shit.
Whip: [to Chode Jr] Ah, you think I'm afraid of you? I eat little turds like you for breakfast.
Chode Jr.: No wonder your breath smells like crap!