Bob: [during opening credits] Now that's what I'm talking about.
Bob: Before he left, Chode but a club on the ignition. About all I can do is talk and expell waste. I guess that makes me Dr. Phil.
Gus: I don't think this is due East.
Chode: Now you're sounding like Six!. What the hell does due East mean anyway?
Gus: [confronted by a bunch of evil looking walking trees] I think I just rusted myself!
Whip: See, we just take this video game controller and... hotwire it to this!
T'nuk: So we'll be able to control the ship with a joystick?
Six: It's not so strange. I could always control Chode with his.
Whip: [watching a catfight between T'nuk and Six] Ripp off her top! No! Not T'nuk's top, Six's! Oh yeah, at least I'm gonna die with a smile on my face and wood in my pants. No, not T'nuk's top again! Sorry, buddy.