Anaconda III (2008) (TV)

Director:

Don E. FauntLeRoy

Writers:

Nicholas Davidoff (writer)
David C. Olson (writer)

Release Date:

26 July 2008 (USA)

Genre:

Action | Horror | Thriller

Tagline:

They Can Taste Your Fear

Plot:

A mercenary-for-hire accepts a mission from a billionaire to capture a dangerous snake that could possibly help cure a terminal illness. |

Plot Keywords:

Snake | Billionaire | Head Bitten Off | Babe Scientist | Barn

US TV Schedule:

Sun. Nov. 29

9:00 PM

SYFY

Cast

David Hasselhoff	...	Hammett
Crystal Allen	...	Amanda Hayes
Ryan McCluskey	...	Pinkus
Patrick Regis	...	Nick
Anthony Green	...	Captain Grozny
John Rhys-Davies	...	Murdoch
Alin Olteanu	...	Andrei
Toma Danila	...	Victor
Bogdan Uritescu	...	Dragosh
Mihaela Elena Oros	...	Sofia (as Mihaela 'Sasha' Oros)
Serban Celea	...	Professor Kane
Zoltan Butuc	...	Peter
Alin Constantinescu	...	Darryl
Banica Gheorghe	...	Farmer (as Gheorghe Banica)
Gabi Burlacu	...	Little Thug

Also Known As:

Anaconda 3 (USA) (working title)
Anaconda 3: The Offspring (USA) (working title)

MPAA:

Rated R for bloody violence.

Runtime:

91 min

Country:

USA | Romania

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Certification:

USA:R | UK:15 | Argentina:13 | South Korea:18 | Netherlands:16 | South Africa:18 | Australia:R | Singapore:M18 | New Zealand:R16 | Australia:MA (Cable TV rating)

Filming Locations:

Bucharest, Romania

Company:

Castel Film Romania

Trivia:

Shot Back-to-Back with ‘Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood’.

Goofs:

Crew or equipment visible: When Samantha flips the jeep, and the camera is on Amanda,you can see a crew member walking in the shot through the back window.

Quotes:

Nick: [after seeing a skinless, partially-digested goat fall from the ceiling] Well that's mighty disturbin'...

Movie Connections:

Featured in Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood (2009) (TV)

What's Worse: Reviewers or the Movie

No, it wasn't the best movie; it certainly was not the worst. However, reading "reviews" from untrained writers makes the whole thing a sickening blow to beings of higher intellect.

If the movie seems remotely interesting, watch it. If you're expecting "Jaws" remember, this is TV and you are not going to get anything like that blockbuster. (Every human-killing animal movie is only a pale copy of "Jaws.") If you really crave being grossed out, though, read the reviews in which the "writers" (if they can be called that) act like these made-for-TV movies have a high set of standards which the production is striving to attain. They'll decry the poor production quality, the dialogue peppered with clichés and terribly unreal special effects. If you read closely enough you'll be able to tell just how desperate the reviewer is to be seen as the authority and save yee, lowly viewer (that would be you) from a fate worse than death. His review will stop you from spending two hours being mildly entertained by a MOR movie that never planned on being a blockbuster.

It's a movie. It's just a movie.