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"Two and a Half Men" Is There a Mrs. Waffles? (TV Episode 2007) Poster

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Charlie Harper: Remember those songs I recorded last week?

Jake Harper: Those songs sucked.

Charlie Harper: Of course they sucked. They're kid's songs.

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Charlie Harper: Hey, guess what?

Alan Harper: There's no God?

Charlie Harper: On the contrary. There is a God, and he love me long time.

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Charlie Harper: Who knew there were book stores for kids?

Alan Harper: Everyone but you.

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Charlie Harper: [on phone] Well, I'm not going to do it. What are you going to do, sue me? Really? Can he sue me?

Alan Harper: Did you sign a contract.

Charlie Harper: [back on phone] What time do I go on?

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Charlie Harper: Oh, Raffi, you magnificent son of a bitch. How does he do it? What does he have that I don't?

Alan Harper: Well, judging from first impressions, a genuine love of children and bladder control.

Charlie Harper: That was a cheap shot.

Alan Harper: I take them when I can.

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Charlie: The poster is meant to smell like Maple Syrup- like me.

Alan: What they couldn't make it smell like Bourbon?

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Charlie Harper: [talking about Vicki's daughter Jodie at the grocery store] Her birthday's coming up?

Vicki: This weekend she'll be 6.

Charlie Harper: Oh, what a magical age. Tell you what - how would Jodie like a free "Charlie Waffles" birthday concert?

Vicki: You would do that?

Charlie Harper: Who loves kids?

Vicki: Charlie Waffles.

Charlie Harper: Riiiiight... Call me.

Vicki: Look, it's got a waffle on it, how adorable.

Charlie Harper: [to Alan] Told you I had to pick something up.

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