- [June is riding in Jackie's ancient automobile]
- June Hutton - Singer: Can't we go any faster?
- Jackie Gleason - Sketch Actor: Sure, but who wants to get out and walk?
- [Jackie's car engine is sputtering]
- Frank Sinatra - Host: I think the motor's missing.
- Jackie Gleason - Sketch Actor: It can't be. It was in there when we started.
- [tapping the car's gas gauge]
- Frank Sinatra - Host: Is there any gas in there?
- Jackie Gleason - Sketch Actor: I can't tell. The needle pushed the "E" off the dashboard.