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"Bones" The Baby in the Bough (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

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Special Agent Seeley Booth: Tax shelter? Exactly how loaded are you?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well *that* is an offensive way to phrase the question, but... quite loaded. I'm betting a seven figure advance for my next book.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Seven figures? Wow! Without the decimal point?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: The publisher makes considerably more.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: What's the first of those seven figures?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: A prime number. What do you do with your money?

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Use it for food, rent.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh look at him, Bones. He looks a little fussy there. Why don't you pick him up and give him a cuddle.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Just because I have breasts doesn't mean I have magical powers over infants. You're the one with a son.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: All right. Fine. I'll take him. Here you go.

[hands the diaper bag to Bones]

Special Agent Seeley Booth: You have fun with the diaper bag. You look good.

[picking up the baby]

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Come here little man.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Oh no. He must've...

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' BrennanSpecial Agent Seeley Booth: ...swallowed it.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: [handing the baby to Bones] Okay here you go. Get used to him.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What do you mean?

Special Agent Seeley Booth: That key was evidence. You know how chain of custody works. The kid stays with us until we get the key back.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: [to Andy] No, elephants are not purple. This is wrong.

[she goes through the diaper bag; as Booth returns, she turns back to Andy]

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Hey, look at that, he flipped over!

Sheriff Delpy: Barely a scratch on the boy. It's a miracle.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Hardly, Car seats are specifically emgineered to protect the child.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: From what? Flying out of the back of the car and landing in a tree?

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Angela Montenegro: [holding the baby] Get used to it. I want like a million of these.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Cool.

[Angela walks away]

Dr. Jack Hodgins: What do you think she meant by a million? Two?

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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I don't understand. He's been fed, he's changed. I patted him. And now he's just complaining.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: He's acting like a real kid.

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Angela Montenegro: [Angela walks up to Bones and Booth when they discuss evidence and ignore the baby] Okay you two better get your act together or I'm suing for custody.

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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No one filled a report, Booth. No one's worried about him.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah, well you are.

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Special Agent Seeley Booth: [pulling up to the victim's home] Front door is open, you stay here.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: But...

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Bones, there's a *baby* involved. You hear gunfire, anything like that, drive away!

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'm not leaving you!

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yes you will! Because this is about the *baby*, *not* me. Promise me!

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [pause; Bones looks at the baby then at Booth] I promise.

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Dr. Camille Saroyan: Because a million seems a little impractical.

Angela Montenegro: I don't know. I kind of have a thing for chaos. I guess I'll stop when the Feds need to airlift me in supplies.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: You don't by any chance, live in a shoe, do you?

Angela Montenegro: You don't want kids?

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Screaming, crying, vomit, other bodily fluids; it's just like a day around here. Not worth giving up this body for *that*.

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Special Agent Seeley Booth: First the key, now jewelry! What's next? You gonna let him play with a bowling ball?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'm *watching* him!

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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You have no idea what that place is like, Booth. Med students, under funded, under staffed.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Bones.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: His mother is dead. His father is a felon. I've been in his situation, Booth. I'm *not* turning him over until I'm satisfied he is somewhere safe, where he'll get the care he deserves!

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Fine. He can stay with us... for now.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Thank you.

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Meg: [Carol Grant is reading a letter] "Dear Carol, if anything happens to me, take care of my Andy. I know you don't have much, none of us do, but you have love. And I know Andy would be lucky to be part of your family. "

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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Booth.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I think he's making the face again.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: [as he's changing the diaper] I'm serious, Bone. *Next* time, *you're* changing the diaper!

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Dr. Temperance Brennan: Well, I sent an intern who apparently loves bears, which, in reality, would devour a small child.

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Dr. Temperance Brennan: Phalanges! Phalanges! Dancing Phalanges!

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