Edit
"The Big Bang Theory" The Dumpling Paradox (TV Episode 2007) Poster

Quotes

Sheldon: I'll watch the last 24 minutes of Doctor Who, although at this point it's more like Doctor Why Bother.

6 of 6 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Leonard: The only way we can play teams is if we cut Raj in half.

Raj Koothrappali: Oh, sure. Cut the foreigner in half. There's a billion more where he came from.

6 of 6 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Raj Koothrappali: Can we please make a decision? Not only are there children starving in India, there's an Indian starving right here.

4 of 4 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Leonard: What's wrong?

Penny: Well, um, Christy and Howard are kind of hooking up in my bedroom.

Leonard: Are you sure?

Penny: Look, I grew up on a farm, OK? From what I heard, they're either having sex, or Howard's caught in a milking machine.

3 of 3 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Christy: There's my little engine that could.

Howard Wolowitz: Chugga-chugga-chugga...

Sheldon: There's another beloved children's book I can never read again.

3 of 3 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Leonard: Sheldon, think this through. You're going to ask Howard to choose between sex and Halo.

Sheldon: No, I'm going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapons systems.

Leonard: You're right, all sex has is nudity, orgasms and human contact.

Sheldon: My point.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Penny: Hey, if you guys need a fourth, I'll play.

Leonard: Great idea.

Sheldon: No. The wheel was a great idea. Relativity was a great idea. This is a notion and a rather sucky one at that.

Penny: Why?

Sheldon: Why? Oh, Penny, Penny, Penny.

Penny: Oh, what, what, what?

Sheldon: This is a complex battle simulation with a steep learning curve. There are myriad weapons, vehicles and strategies to master, not to mention an extremely intricate back story.

Penny: [explosion] Oh, cool! Whose head did I just blow off?

Sheldon: Mine.

Penny: Okay, I got this. Lock and load, boys!

Leonard: It's the only way we can play teams.

Sheldon: Yes, but whoever's her partner will be hamstrung by her lack of experience and not to

[explosion]

Sheldon: mention the fact that...

Penny: Ha Ha! There goes your head again.

Sheldon: Okay, that's not good sportsmanship to shoot somebody who's just respawned. You need to give them a

[explosion]

Sheldon: chance... now, c'mon.

[minutes later]

Sheldon: Raj, Raj, she's got me cornered. Cover me.

Penny: Cover this suckers.

[laughs]

Leonard: Penny, you are on fire.

Penny: Yes, so is Sheldon.

[laughs]

Sheldon: Okay, that's it. I don't know how, but she is cheating. No-one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.

[walks away]

Penny: Wait, wait. Sheldon. Come back, you forgot something.

Sheldon: What?

Penny: This plasma grenade.

[explosion]

Penny: [laughs] Look! It's raining you.

Sheldon: You laugh now. You just wait until you need tech support.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Sheldon: Okay, this cereal has lost all its molecular integrity. I now have a bowl of shredded wheat paste.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Sheldon: You laugh now, you just wait until you need tech support.

Penny: Gosh. He's kind of a sore loser, isn't he?

Leonard: Well, to be fair, he's also a rather unpleasant winner.

Penny: Well, it's been fun.

Leonard: Penny, we make such a good team. Maybe we could enter a couple of "Halo" tournaments sometime.

Penny: Or we could just have a life.

Leonard: I guess for you, that's an option. Ha-ha. Ha.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Howard Wolowitz: [On answering machine recording] You have reached Howard Wolowitz...

Christy: ...and Cristy.

Howard Wolowitz: And we can't come to the phone right now because we're having sex!

Christy: You're not going to put that on the answering machine, are you?

Howard Wolowitz: Just kidding, I'll re-record it.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Leonard: Penny, if you promise not to chew the flesh off our bones while we sleep, you can stay.

Penny: Wh-what?

Sheldon: [glaring at Leonard] He's engaging in reductio ad absurdum.

Penny: [speechless]

Sheldon: It's the logical fallacy of extending someone's argument to ridiculous proportions and then criticizing the result. And I do not appreciate it.

2 of 3 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Chen: Where's your annoying little friend who thinks he speaks Mandarin?

Sheldon: He's putting his needs above the collective good.

[to the other guys]

Sheldon: Where he comes from, that's punishable by death.

Chen: *I* come from Sacramento.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Penny: You used my loofah?

Howard Wolowitz: More precisely, we used your loofah. I exfoliated her brains out.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Sheldon: [as Penny makes up the couch to sleep on she puts the pillow on the end of the couch closest to the door] Hmm-hmm, wrong.

Penny: [Turning to face Sheldon with a glare] I'm listening.

Sheldon: Your head goes on the other end.

Penny: Why?

Sheldon: It's culturally universal. A bed, even a temporary bed, is always oriented with the headboard away from the door. It serves the ancient imperative of protecting oneself against marauders.

Penny: I'll risk it.

Sheldon: [high pitched] Hmm.

[and turns away]

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

[there is a knock at the door]

Sheldon: Oh, what fresh hell is this?

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Sheldon: Penny, we would very much appreciate it if you would be the fourth member of our Halo team. I don't think I need to tell you what an honor this is.

Penny: Aww, that's so sweet but I'm going out dancing with a girlfriend.

Sheldon: You can't go out, it's Halo night.

Penny: Well, for Penny it's dancing night.

Sheldon: Do you go dancing every Wednesday?

Penny: No.

Sheldon: Then it's not dancing night.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Christy: [arguing] All I'm saying is you could take the plastic off the couch!

Mrs. Wolowitz: Why? So you and Howard can hump on it?

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Howard Wolowitz: When they perfect human cloning, I'm getting twelve of those.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Penny: I know how she is. She'll keep having sex with you as long as you buy her stuff.

Howard Wolowitz: Really?

Penny: Yeah.

Howard Wolowitz: YAY.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

Contribute to This Page