Mutants (2008)

Director:

Amir Valinia

Writers:

Jodie Jones (screenplay) and
Evan Scott (writer)

Genre:

Action | Sci-Fi

Tagline:

Fear the Truth

Plot:

The greedy Braylon owns the Just Rite Sugar Company and has hired the unethical scientist Sergei to...

Plot Keywords:

Top Gun | Scarface | Human Test Subject

Cast

Michael Ironside	...	Colonal Gauge
Louis Herthum	...	Griff
Tony Senzamici	...	Commander Sykes
Steven Bauer	...	Santiago
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Randy Austin	...	Bubba
Austin B. Church	...	Chandler
Aron Biedenharn Coates	...	Flower
Derrick Denicola	...	Ryan
Ron Finberg	...	Lieutenant Ron
Ronda Flannery	...	Test Subject 77
Joe Fontana	...	Mr. Sliva
Brooke Frost	...	Test Subject
Marc Gill	...	Col. Briggs
Jessica Heap	...	Hannah
Jodie Jones	...	Tip
Matt Keith	...	Dad
Sharon Landry	...	Erin
Drew Langhart	...	Test Subject 221
Armando Leduc	...	Sergei
Jaci LeJeune	...	Zombie
Caleb Michaelson	...	Miller
Dallas Montgomery	...	Dallas
Marcus Morales	...	Mutant
Jason Oertling	...	Duncan
Victoria Vodar	...	Test junkie #113
Richard Zeringue	...	Braylon

Runtime:

Canada:83 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

Singapore:NC-16 | Canada:13+ (Québec) | Canada:14A (Ontario)

Filming Locations:

Brusly, Louisiana, USA

Company:

K2 Pictures (II)

what crap

First of all I'm gonna use the only other member who thought it would be an act of mercy to review this movie, because his premise is good.I say act of mercy, because this movie is pure rubbish. It seems like a reject that not even the Sci-Fi would be dumb enough to run.

"The greedy Braylon (Richard Zeringue) owns the Just Rite Sugar Company and has hired the unethical scientist Sergei (Armando Leduc) to conduct an experiment to make an addictive sugar stronger than heroin or nicotine to increase his sales. Sergei uses invisible people as test subjects, like beggars, addicted junkies and illegals, in the clandestine Shadow Rock Mill. When Braylon's men mistakenly kidnap Ryan (Derrick Denicola), who is the brother of his secretary Erin (Sharon Landry) and son of his security chief Griff (Louis Herthum), and Hannah (Jessica Heap), the youngster becomes an important non-contaminated subject. However, Erin receives some mysterious e-mails from the unknown Cinderella with a picture of Ryan and a hint that he might be in Shadow Rock and together with her father, they decide to seek out Ryan."

Now that you know the premise, let me tell you why I chose to purchase this movie. This is a quote right from the cover." The French does zombies? Hey, Why not? The Irish did zombies and so did the Scottish, so now it's the Frenchs' turn. Word to the wise. There are no Zombies in this movie. It's just as the above premise reads. It's that boring. I will however add that once again some douchbag director has decided to completely waste the talent of Micheal Ironside. He plays a tough guy soldier and does kick ass, but common; his dialog is more suited for Van Damme. Anyway the movie is completely haneous even for a Sci- Fi entry and for some oddball reason it even stars Stevan Bauer. Yeah...that's Manny from Scarface.

Do yourself a favor and pick the toe jam out of your toes before watching this flick.