ThanksKilling (2008)

Lindsey Anderson: Kristen

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• Kristen : OK, girl, get a grip. There's no such thing as an evil turkey. There is no such thing as an evil turkey. There is...

  The Killer Turkey : ...No such thing as an evil turkey. Oh wait, I lied. Ha!

  Kristen : [screams] 

  The Killer Turkey : Agh! That hurts! Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch! I'm gonna drink your blood like cranberry sauce, meanie!

• Kristen : [after a girl has lifted her shirt and shown her bra]  Pull yor shirt down, honey! It's Thanksgiving, not Titsgiving!

• Kristen : Her legs are harder to close than the JonBenet Ramsey case.

• Kristen : My dad has a huge collection of books. I'm sure he has something on killer turkeys.

• Kristen : I guess I was just a little beaked out - uhh, I mean freaked out.

• Kristen : I'm ready to see this cock burn.

  Johnny : You mean Turkie... right?

  Kristen : No, I mean like a dick, not like the animal.

• Johnny : He's dead... unless he fell in some radioactive waste. But what are the odds of that happening?

  Kristen : Don't be silly, that only happens in movies.