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"The Big Bang Theory" The Tangerine Factor (TV Episode 2008) Poster

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Penny: Thank you so much for your stupid advice!

Raj Koothrappali: Incredible. You've managed to screw up the screw-up.

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Howard Wolowitz: I'm so glad you're learning Mandarin.

Sheldon: Why?

Howard Wolowitz: Because then you'll have a billion people to annoy instead of me.

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Raj Koothrappali: Look, I found an iPod.

Howard Wolowitz: It's broken beyond repair. What are you going to do with it?

Raj Koothrappali: What else? Sell it on eBay as slightly used.

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Penny: [scares the hell out of Sheldon after touching him in the back] Do you have a second?

Sheldon: A second what? Pair of underwear?

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Leonard Hofstadter: Why are you learning Mandarin?

Sheldon: I suspect that the people at the Szechuan Palace are passing off orange chicken as tangerine chicken, and I intend to confront them.

Leonard Hofstadter: If I were you, I'd be more worried about what they're passing off as chicken.

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Sheldon: I think I need another Mandarin lesson. I don't think I got through to them.

Howard Wolowitz: For heaven's sake, if you don't like the tangerine chicken, don't order the tangerine chicken.

Sheldon: I like tangerine chicken, I'm just not getting tangerine chicken.

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Sheldon: But why talk to me? Why not Koothrappali or Wolowitz?

Penny: Well, Koothrappali can't talk to me unless he's drunk, and Wolowitz is... just disgusting.

Sheldon: Yes, I guess he is.

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Penny: It's just that Leonard is not the type of guy I usually go out with.

Sheldon: Leonard's not the type of guy most people go out with.

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Sheldon: What do I have to say to bring this discussion to a speedy conclusion?

Leonard Hofstadter: Tell me whether or not I should go out with Penny.

Sheldon: Schrodinger's cat.

Leonard Hofstadter: Wow, that is brilliant!

Sheldon: You sound so surprised.

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Leonard Hofstadter: Before we go, have you heard of Schrodinger's cat?

Penny: Oh, I have heard more than enough about Schrodinger's cat.

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Leonard Hofstadter: Maybe I am her best gayfriend...

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Penny: Wanna sit down?

Sheldon: Oh, I wish it were that simple... You see, I don't spend much time here, so I've never chosen a place to sit.

Penny: Well, choose.

Sheldon: There are a number of options... I'm really not familiar enough with the cushion densities, airflow patterns and dispersion of sunlight, to make in informed choice.

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Leonard Hofstadter: I don't think I can go out with her tonight.

Sheldon: Then, don't.

Leonard Hofstadter: Other people would say "Why not?"

Sheldon: Other people might be interested.

Leonard Hofstadter: I'm gonna talk anyway.

Sheldon: I assumed you would.

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Leonard Hofstadter: Okay, well, you know, this isn't that bad. It just paints the picture of a very affectionate woman who's open to expressing her affection in non-traditional locales.

Penny: Oh God!

Leonard Hofstadter: Elevators, parks, movie theatres, out of curiosity, is this subway the transportation system or subway the sandwich shop?

Penny: Sandwich shop.

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Penny: I swear to God, I am done with guys like that. You know, macho, with the perfect body and the hair, and the money.

Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, that must get old quick.

Penny: You know, just once, I would like to go out with someone who is nice, and honest, and who actually cares about me.

Leonard Hofstadter: What about me?

Penny: What about you what?

Leonard Hofstadter: What about if you went out with me?

Penny: Are you asking me out?

Leonard Hofstadter: Um... yes... I am... asking you out.

Penny: Wow.

Leonard Hofstadter: I was just going off your comment about the nice guy...

Penny: No, I know, I got that. Yeah, totally.

Leonard Hofstadter: ...thing and honest but, it's no big deal...

Penny: Yes.

Leonard Hofstadter: Yes what?

Penny: Yes, I will go out with you.

Leonard Hofstadter: Really?

Penny: Yeah. Why not, I mean, what do I have to lose?

Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah. That's the spirit

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Penny: [meeting Sheldon in the hallway] I'm sorry... look, do you have a second?

Sheldon: A second what? Pair of underwear?

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Penny: [about the guy she just broke up with] He's moved on!

Leonard Hofstadter: Wow! That was quick!

Penny: [crying] That's what I said to the girl with her legs wrapped around his neck.

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