You wake to find yourself in a small, square, glass room containing a futuristic-looking tube-like bed, a toilet, and a table with a radio playing a tune on it alongside a mug and a clipboard with data on it. A timer is counting down from a minute just above the closed door leading out of the small room. A voice sounds from a speaker in the ceiling of the room. After some things are said, the voice becomes distorted for a second, sparks come out of the speaker, and the voice returns to normal. It counts down from five, synchronized with the timer above the door. At zero, the door opens, and you are released from your cell.... Written by
Now you're thinking with portals.
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Did You Know?
Two plus two really is ten in the base four counting system. Unlike the normal decimal (i.e. "base ten") counting system with ten digits (0 through 9), base four only has four (0 through 3). The numbers thus go in order: 0,1,2,3,10,11,12,13,20,21, etc. Therefore 2+1=3, but 2+2=10 and 2+3=11. See more
At the end of the testing chambers, GLaDOS states that the equipment "can withstand temperatures of over 4000 degrees Kelvin," however, Kelvin is not measured in degrees, it's measured in Kelvins. See more
[the player is carrying a sphere that fell from GLaDOS
Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?
Written by Jonathan Coulton
Performed by Ellen McLain See more