You wake to find yourself in a small, square, glass room containing a futuristic-looking tube-like bed, a toilet, and a table with a radio playing a tune on it alongside a mug and a clipboard with data on it. A timer is counting down from a minute just above the closed door leading out of the small room. A voice sounds from a speaker in the ceiling of the room. After some things are said, the voice becomes distorted for a second, sparks come out of the speaker, and the voice returns to normal. It counts down from five, synchronized with the timer above the door. At 0, the door opens, and you are released from your cell... Written by
Did You Know?
GLADoS' voice has the same tonality as the voice of the computer system in the science fiction cult film The Thirteenth Floor
, a film about alternate realities. See more
At the end of the testing chambers, GLaDOS states that the equipment "can withstand temperatures of over 4000 degrees Kelvin," however, Kelvin is not measured in degrees, it's measured in Kelvins. See more
Do you think I'm trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously, now.
Spun-off from Half-Life 2
Written by Jonathan Coulton
Performed by Ellen McLain See more