- Jon Arbuckle: Garfield, come back here! I said you could have a *light* snack!
- Garfield: This *is* a light snack!
- [to the camera]
- Garfield: A big snack includes soup.
- Garfield: [reading Odie a story] Once upon a time,
- [sarcastically]
- Garfield: boy how do they come up with these catchy openings?, once upon a time there was a little girl named Odielocks, Odielocks was very beautiful,
- [cut to reveal that she looks like Odie in a wig and dress]
- Garfield: okay so I lied she was as homely as an empty refrigerator.
- Odie: Aw!