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"Pushing Daisies" Corpsicle (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Quotes

Madeline McLean: The bonobo is the gentlest of primates.

[whispering]

Madeline McLean: They're great with sick children.

[normal tone]

Madeline McLean: That's why I'm giving him to Abner! Were you wishing for a cuddle?

Abner Newsome: Actually, I was wishing for a butter knife, so I could pop out its heart and use it as my own.

Madeline McLean: Oh, Okay no monkey! Bobo!... How about tickets to Medieval Times?

Abner Newsome: On the list of things I'd like, cuddling a monkey and going to Medieval Times are right next to constipation and diphtheria.

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Ned: The Wish-a-Wisher is a kill-a-killer!

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Ned: Do you know you have a "tell" when you lie?

Olive Snook: Do I?

Ned: You answer questions with questions.

Olive Snook: Maybe I know I have a tell and I know you know I have a tell and maybe I'm doing it now to confuse you because you don't know what tell I'm telling.

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Narrator: Olive Snook had been delivering pies for weeks, not realizing she was a homeopathic drug mule.

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Emerson Cod: [about the coroner's sweater] Anybody ever ask you why you wear that sweater?

Coroner: My niece gave me this sweater last Christmas.

Emerson Cod: That thing's uglier than a chipmunk's ass.

Ned: [interrupting] He means the sweater, not your niece.

Emerson Cod: Why would someone get somebody a Christmas sweater for Christmas? You could only wear it that day.

Ned: He means should... only wear it that day.

Emerson Cod: Yeah. Either you got to take off what you got on to put it on or you got to wait another year for the next holiday season.

Coroner: Why you want to go toe-to-toe with me on fashion? Only thing I want to hear from you people is "Happy holidays, and here's your rent."

Ned: Happy holidays.

Emerson Cod: [sarcastically] Here's your rent.

[puts money in coroner's hand]

Coroner: Feels light.

Emerson Cod: You just stronger than you think.

Coroner: Mmmm hmmm.

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Olive Snook: Boy, it's cold. You know, you could use a witch's bosom as a hot water bottle on a day like today.

Ned: Any sign of Chuck?

Olive Snook: [sigh] ...

[Imitating Ned]

Olive Snook: And how are you today Olive?

[as herself]

Olive Snook: I'm fine, thanks for asking, Ned.

[Imitating Ned]

Olive Snook: That was a funny joke about the witch's bosom, Olive.

[as herself]

Olive Snook: Why thanks, Ned!

[Imitating Ned]

Olive Snook: And I appreciate you using the word "bosom".

[as herself]

Olive Snook: Why Ned, because it's less offensive than other words?

[Imitating Ned]

Olive Snook: No, I just simply like the word bosom. I say it to myself all the time. Bosom, bosom, bosom. I just can't help myself, I'm a bosom-aholic.

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Ned: How much does Olive know?

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: Don't worry about what Olive knows. Even if I told her the truth, that - I died and you brought me back to life, she wouldn't believe me.

Ned: You don't know that.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: Yes I do, 'cause I told her, and she wouldn't believe me.

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Abner Newsome: I heard on the new that that Narramore guy got whacked. He turned me down for a good heart once, so... he can pretty much suck it I think.

Emerson Cod: You don't seem to bereaved at his passing.

Abner Newsome: I'm not, not at all.

Emma Newsome: Abner!

Abner Newsome: Oh please tell me I'm a suspect! Awesome! Cause, cause you know what I did first? I took a magic potion to make the tissue paper sack I call my heart work, then I stepped on his neck with the soggy atrophied bread sticks that used to be my legs.

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Olive Snook: After all the commotion, I peeped my peeper out the peephole, saw her get on the elevator and you taking the stairs. Take it you didn't catch her.

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Ned: No. We were discussing phantom limbs and I blurted it out; it was like word vomit.

Emerson Cod: Then you slipped in that word vomit and you fell on your ass now you're covered in word vomit.

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Narrator: The facts were these: Abner Newsome was a happy child... for the first thirty-four seconds of his life.

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Emerson Cod: I'm a father.

Ned: As in a priest?

Emerson Cod: As in a man... with a daughter.

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