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(TV Series)

(1987)

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F.L.U.F.F.I.: [watching TV] Lots of heart. Cuddlyfluffs make me cry - cry - cry.

J.D. Bennett: Those aren't tears, F.L.U.F.F.I.; you've got a leaky optical sensor.

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Jack Bennett: It's called bagels and lox, Professor Sharp's favorite.

Helen Bennett: He claims there's only one right way to prepare it.

Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: [holding a pair of bagel-halves to his eyes like glasses and imitating him] First bisect the Taurus along its equator. Spread on the cream cheese to a thickness of no more than .251 inches, arranging the locks in crisscrossing layers.

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Helen Bennett: Jack, we haven't had a vacation in ages.

Jack Bennett: Well, I...

Meg Bennett: Oh, Dad, can we?

Jack Bennett: We've all got a lot of responsibilities right here, so I think...

[glances at Helen]

Jack Bennett: New York sounds great.

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Prof. Amadeus Sharp: Bionic Six, impossible as it sounds, your mission is to catch that meteor before it hits Earth.

Sport-1: OK, but it's gonna take one heck of a catcher's mitt.

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Dr. Scarab: [chuckling] Meteor, meteor, in the air, you fall to Earth, right in Times Square. And they say there's nothing good on television.

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Dr. Scarab: Your ignorance is exceeded only by your mediocrity, Glove.

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Mechanic: The boss is gonna be real mad if they get that meteoid.

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Glove: [the Bionic Six use a modified web to stop the meteor from falling to the ground] Well, then, I'll just have to lend them a hand.

[fires from his glove]

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Rock-1: Hey, big brothers are supposed to give their little *sisters* piggyback rides.

Sport-1: Not when their sisters have bionic speed; let's go!

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Dr. Scarab: Well, I'm torn. Should I wait for some ridiculous explanation for your uh - uh, stupidity, or should I blast you into next week right now?

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Dr. Scarab: Oh, that's excellent, Glove. An idea worthy of, uh... uh, me.

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Glove: Why - Why did you use the punishment beam anyway?

Dr. Scarab: Call me unpredictable.

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GloveMechanicKlunk: Hail Scarab!

Glove: [thinking] For now.

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Dr. Scarab: It's time to give my regards to old Broadway.

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Jack Bennett: [in the Museum of Natural History] Well, looks like the meteor's the thing to see

Helen Bennett: Uh, thanks, but I've seen enough of that meteor to last a lifetime.

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Museum guard: Well, did you ever see so many jerks payin' good money, to see a purple rock?

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Mechanic: I'm gonna mortalize ya!

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Dr. Scarab: Ah, we meet again, Bionic-1.

Bionic-1: The pleasure is all yours.

Dr. Scarab: And so is the victory!

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Bionic-1: [firing his missiles back on him] Lose something, Glove?

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Glove: That bionic bimbo is right behind us.

Dr. Scarab: Fine. Let's see how she handles the rush hour.

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Rock-1: [seeing a subway advance on her rail] Uh-oh - I'm on the wrong track.

[moves then another approaches where she now is]

Rock-1: The *really* wrong track!

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Karate-1: [tackles Rock-1 to get her out of the subway's path] Next time, take a bus.

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Yankees Coach: Well, kid, you're about to join the greatest team in the world.

[a laser zaps outside; they turn to see the rest of the Bionic Six chasing Scarab]

Yankees Coach: Hey, look!

Eric Bennett: Thanks for your offer, but I'm already on the greatest team in the world.

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Sport-1: [to Corky] Get back in there, kid. Your team needs ya.

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Karate-1: Anyone wanna go fishing?

Rock-1: What bait do ya use to catch creeps?

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