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"NCIS" Designated Target (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

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Officer Ziva David: Do you see what I see?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Crazy Israeli chick with impulse issues?

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [smacked in the head yet again by Gibbs] You know, repeated trauma to the head can cause brain damage.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Explains a lot.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Is this side of my head bigger?

Officer Ziva David: Yes, but so is the other side.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm surprised you could understand him, Ziva. He spoke perfect English.

Officer Ziva David: You're xenophobic!

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I am not Xena-phobic! It's one of my favorite shows: leather skirts, lesbian sword fighting, female empowerment. Maybe I'm a little... Ziva-phobic.

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Abby Sciuto: Ok, Love is never having to read her her Miranda Rights.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [after noticing lipstick on McGee's collar] Good for you, Tim. Good for you. Just don't ever get married.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: How long have you been in this country?

Officer Ziva David: Why?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, you've never heard of gypsy cabs, you don't use contractions. Assimilate already.

Officer Ziva David: [confused] What are contraptions?

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [as McGee is explaining what he's doing on the computer] Less narration, McGee.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Tracing.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to Ziva, as McGee's fingers continue to fly on the computer keyboard] Look at that. It's incredible. Probie's lips are still moving - while he's working! It's like one of those Romanian orphans who can't stop rocking.

Officer Ziva David: You are so prejudiced.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I am not. I'm not! By the way, that's a contraction. *I'm.* You should try it sometime.

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Abby Sciuto: My meter is running full blast, Gibbs

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Relax Abs, I think you just solved the case.

Abby Sciuto: I did?

[as she turns to Ziva]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs walks into squad room] Meters?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: -a form of measurement used extensively in Europe.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Taxi meters, DiNozzo

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