- Blair Waldorf: What if I told you I know where Georgina Sparks was right now?
- Chuck Bass: I say let's get the bitch.
- Gossip Girl: Spotted. Blair and Chuck reunited to defend Serena's honor. With friends like these, who needs armies?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Dan puts me on a pedestal. If he knew the truth, he would never look at me again.
- Chuck Bass: You're starting to scare even me. What did you do?
- Nate Archibald: Come on. You can tell us.
- Blair Waldorf: We've seen you with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clark's. You don't have to hide anything from us.
- Nate Archibald: She's right, Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
- Blair Waldorf: Yeah.
- [points at Chuck]
- Blair Waldorf: I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
- Chuck Bass: Several times.
- Nate Archibald: I had sex with you at a wedding while I was her date.
- [looks at Chuck]
- Nate Archibald: Once.
- Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.
- Nate Archibald: You can tell us anything.
- [Serena shakes her head]
- Nate Archibald: We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast Club. We're your best friends. Anything you do is something we did too.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [looks at Blair, Nate and Chuck] If I tell you, it can never leave this room.
- Dan Humphrey: Wait, don't you all hate each other?
- Blair Waldorf: Yes.
- Nate Archibald: Absolutely.
- Chuck Bass: No.
- Dan Humphrey: Did you sleep with someone else?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Yes.
- Dan Humphrey: I'm done.
- [deeply disappointed, closes his eyes in exasperation]
- Dan Humphrey: I'm done.
- [turns around, walks away]
- Blair Waldorf: [to Lily] Don't send her away.
- Lily van der Woodsen: Blair, it's... it's not polite to interrupt.
- Blair Waldorf: I don't care who hears. Just don't send her away.
- Lily van der Woodsen: Excuse me. Thank you, Blair, but it's not exactly your business what I do with my daughter. If anything, you're one of the reasons that I'm having to take such strong actions.
- Blair Waldorf: I say this with all due respect, Lily, but you have no idea what your daughter's been going through. She's in a lot of pain and I don't think the pain's gonna go away if she goes away.
- Lily van der Woodsen: I don't understand what you're trying to tell me.
- Blair Waldorf: Serena has a secret and she's been holding on to it for a long, long time and now it's finally catching up with her. I'm out of my league here. I can't do anymore than I've done and it's not enough. She needs you.
- Lily van der Woodsen: I saw the video. She doesn't need me. She needs boundaries.
- Blair Waldorf: What you saw isn't the whole story.
- Chuck Bass: [he and Nate both end up waiting for Blair] Maybe this is Blair's idea of a perverse double-date.
- Serena van der Woodsen, Blair Waldorf: Hey, what are you doing here?
- Blair Waldorf: Uh... I'm a big Leaky Hawk fan.
- [Serena's cell phone rings with the caller ID listed as Dan]
- Serena van der Woodsen: [into the phone] Dan! Thank God you called. Where are you?
- Georgina Sparks: [into Dan's phone] With me.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [terrified] Georgina?
- Georgina Sparks: I heard you told some friends about our little secret. If that's the way you wanna play it, then that's how we'll play it.
- Serena van der Woodsen: No. I'm not afraid of you anymore.
- Georgina Sparks: You should be. Because now all bets are off.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Why? What are you going to do?
- Georgina Sparks: It's not what I'm gonna do, sweetie. It's who I'm gonna do it with.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [stammering] No... I know Dan. He's too good.
- Georgina Sparks: You sure about that?
- [hangs up]
- Chuck Bass: [what Dan overhears him talking to Blair on cellphone:] Are you drunk dialing again? No, Serena didn't come home last night. I thought she was with you.
- Chuck Bass: So we have every hangover cure known to man plus bagels. This should help soak up the alcohol.
- Lily van der Woodsen: Get out of my way, Rufus.
- Rufus Humphrey: No...
- Lily van der Woodsen: Get out of my way.
- Rufus Humphrey: No.
- [Lily hesitates and then kisses him passionately]
- Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy, on the Upper East Side, learning the lesson that nothing stays missing for long.
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] In our modern age, when you call someone and can't find them, you can be pretty sure they'll get the message... but if they don't call you back, it usually means they don't want to be found.
- Georgina Sparks: [cruising the streets of New York, leaves voice-mail] Hey, S, this is Georgie. Listen, I know it's early, but I thought I'd...
- [later on:]
- Georgina Sparks: So this is my third call. Where are you?
- [later on:]
- Georgina Sparks: It's me again. I've left you a couple of messages, and you haven't called me back.
- [later on:]
- Georgina Sparks: I think we should hang out today. Friends hang out.
- [later on:]
- Georgina Sparks: Maybe you've lost your cell-phone. Can't wait to see you.
- Gossip Girl: ...but if they don't call you back, it usually means they don't wanna be found.
- Dorota Kishlovsky: [while on the phone with Lily] I think you should have worry about your daughter. Worry like before she went away.
- Serena van der Woodsen: You all know Georgina Sparks.
- Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck] Some better than others. It's not like you didn't lose your virginity to her in 7th grade.
- Chuck Bass: Sixth and I've been avoiding her ever since. The bitch is a psycho.
- Nate Archibald: [to Chuck] You know, why do I get the feeling you're actually enjoying this?
- Chuck Bass: Call me sentimental.
- [last lines]
- Gossip Girl: If I were you, S, I'd be worried. In the city that never sleeps, a lot can happen in one night. Sweet dreams, Serena. XOXO Gossip Girl.