Tripp: [drunk] Brian, what a wonderful wedding sermon, so much humanity, so much hope. There really is such a kind person buried deep down inside you. Deep, deep down! Inside you... somewhere?
Brian: Thanks dad.
Letitia: Karen Darling, you are not going out there and announcing your divorce during your wedding.
Karen: Of course, not. I would never ruin a party.
Nick: Karen, you've been married for less than an hour. Is it possible?
Karen: I can tell when these things won't work out, Nick. I'm a pro.
Freddy: I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.
Karen: [uncomfortably laughing] Oh, I, er, I wanna spend the rest of my life with you too baby. Forever?
Master of ceremony: [as the elevator doors open up] Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you, Mr and Mrs Freddy Mason.
Karen: [whispering to Nick] I want a divorce. Now!