Justin Berfield: Ross Malloy

Quotes 

• Tiffany Malloy : I hate vampires! I know it's irrational, I know it doesn't make any sense, but I know it's true! Vampires exist! How else do you explain Yoko Ono and Priscilla Presley living off the dead? I don't like vampires!

  Ryan Malloy : Yeah, but they like you. They go for pale virgins, you know. Much different from your average guy.

  Tiffany Malloy : [as her little brother enters]  Hey, Ross, do you believe in vampires?

  Ross Malloy : Of course I do. How else do you explain Yoko Ono and Priscilla Presley living off the dead?