- [a lound banging noise is heard]
- Pamela 'Pam' James: Martin, what's that knocking?
- Martin Payne: Gee, I don't know. Well, it sure ain't opportunity!
- Ghostly Voice: [distored voice] Martin!
- Martin Payne: What's that? Who's there?
- Ghostly Voice: We want you, Martin.
- Martin Payne: [scared to death] Uh... Martin isn't in right now, but if you leave your name and number after the beep, I'll get back to you. Beep!
- [to an approaching demon with glowing red eyes]
- Martin Payne: Oh, no! Get away from me! Hey, you should look at your eyes, man! You're messin' with them drugs, ain't you?
- Pamela 'Pam' James: [reading the Ouija board] A-C-E-R-M-A-N. Ackerman! It's Mr. Ackerman!
- Tommy Strawn: That can't be right, there's no K!
- Martin Payne: Tommy, the dude's in hell, not college.
- Tommy Strawn: What's a banshee?
- Cole Brown: It's like an old banjo.
- Pamela 'Pam' James: That doesn't make any sense. What's scary about a banjo?
- Cole Brown: Remember the movie Deliverance?