Accidents Happen (2009)
Billy Conway: Mom's in the hospital. They took a lot of her female stuff out, like her filipino tubes. Everything except her Aunt Mildred.
Louise: You know what they say, when God closes a door, he opens a beer.
Ray Conway: I'm the spokesperson for all useless bastards of the world.
Gloria Conway: [to Billy, after he confesses to being the streaker at the convenience store] And you said, "I need to air my balls and steal from Drummond."
Gloria Conway: I'm about to take my estrogen pill. And a nerve pill. Make that two nerve pills.