A Fork in the Road (2009)
April Rogers: [to her sister] If you hadn't been who you are, I wouldn't be where I am. And that's better than were I was.
Will Carson: If I knew you were going to kill your husband tonight, I would have made other plans.
Will Carson: [about murder scene] I'd like to clean up now. If we could fit that into your emotional schedule...
April Rogers: I have to pee.
Will Carson: So pee.
April Rogers: Someone is using the toilet.
Will Carson: No one's using the bathtub...
April Rogers: Isn't it better to have a dead body in the trunk than a live one?
Will Carson: It doesn't look good either way.