[Stig, wearing the bright orange shorts and the snorkel that Caroline brought back from Bermuda for Barney, has just shot an arrow into a hen coop. A farm hand emerges, holding the arrow
[on his mobile phone to his boss
Boss, I've just been shot at. Wi' an arrow. An arrow, I'm telling you.
[Stig runs past and grabs the arrow
Now a monkey's just run off with it, wearing shorts.