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"Knight Rider" Knight Rider (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

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Belle: I've never seen algorithms this complex.

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K.I.T.T.: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman?

Mike Traceur: Oh, we are not talking about this.

K.I.T.T.: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her.

Mike Traceur: She said that?

K.I.T.T.: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual?

Mike Traceur: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that?

K.I.T.T.: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort?

Mike Traceur: Monogamy is not natural.

K.I.T.T.: Why do you say that?

Mike Traceur: Because relationships don't last.

K.I.T.T.: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce.

Mike Traceur: You happy?

K.I.T.T.: I cannot be happy.

Mike Traceur: Yeah, me neither.

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K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T."

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K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here.

Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean.

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Mike Traceur: Michael? Will I ever see you again?

Michael Knight: I hope so.

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Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T, shut up

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K.I.T.T.: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you.

Sarah: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others.

K.I.T.T.: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12.

Mike Traceur: This is intolerable.

Mike Traceur: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip!

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Jennifer: K.I.T.T.'s not another Trans Am, is it?

Charles Graiman: It's a Mustang.

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Mike Traceur: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank.

K.I.T.T.: Don't even think about it, Mike.

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K.I.T.T.: I require fuel.

Mike Traceur: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of?

Sarah: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better.

Mike Traceur: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska?

K.I.T.T.: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned.

Mike Traceur: So the super car runs on gas.

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Michael Knight: About 25 years ago, there was a man named Wilton Knight who on his deathbed told me "One man can make a difference." I was that man.

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Mike Traceur: Well, together again.

K.I.T.T.: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here.

Mike Traceur: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive?

K.I.T.T.: Is this going to become a habit?

Mike Traceur: Definitely.

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Mike Traceur: He was my friend.

K.I.T.T.: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine.

Mike Traceur: Every cowboy needs a sidekick.

K.I.T.T.: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse

Mike Traceur: Hey, sense of humor. That's new.

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