Belle:
I've never seen algorithms this complex.
K.I.T.T.:
Why did you leave Sarah Graiman?
Mike Traceur:
Oh, we are not talking about this.
K.I.T.T.:
Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her.
Mike Traceur:
She said that?
K.I.T.T.:
Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual?
Mike Traceur:
Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that?
K.I.T.T.:
Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort?
Mike Traceur:
Monogamy is not natural.
K.I.T.T.:
Why do you say that?
Mike Traceur:
Because relationships don't last.
K.I.T.T.:
It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce.
Mike Traceur:
You happy?
K.I.T.T.:
I cannot be happy.
Mike Traceur:
Yeah, me neither.
K.I.T.T.:
I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T."
K.I.T.T.:
I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here.
Mike Traceur:
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Mike Traceur:
Michael? Will I ever see you again?
Michael Knight:
I hope so.
Mike Traceur:
K.I.T.T, shut up
K.I.T.T.:
You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you.
Sarah:
[
Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others.
K.I.T.T.:
[
pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12.
Mike Traceur:
This is intolerable.
Mike Traceur:
[
KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip!
Jennifer:
K.I.T.T.'s not another Trans Am, is it?
Charles Graiman:
It's a Mustang.
Mike Traceur:
K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank.
K.I.T.T.:
Don't even think about it, Mike.
K.I.T.T.:
I require fuel.
Mike Traceur:
You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of?
Sarah:
Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better.
Mike Traceur:
Why you gotta hate on Nebraska?
K.I.T.T.:
My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned.
Mike Traceur:
So the super car runs on gas.
Michael Knight:
About 25 years ago, there was a man named Wilton Knight who on his deathbed told me "One man can make a difference." I was that man.
Mike Traceur:
Well, together again.
K.I.T.T.:
I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here.
Mike Traceur:
Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive?
K.I.T.T.:
Is this going to become a habit?
Mike Traceur:
Definitely.
Mike Traceur:
He was my friend.
K.I.T.T.:
I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine.
Mike Traceur:
Every cowboy needs a sidekick.
K.I.T.T.:
I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse
Mike Traceur:
Hey, sense of humor. That's new.
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