The Judge: Good morning, witch!
Witch Hazel: Uh, me?
The Judge: No, you old wombat, the shopkeeper.
Witch Hazel: [walks away whistling]
Shopkeeper: But Judge, you know me! I'm no witch!
The Judge: I know you're holding a broomstick! And only witches have broomsticks! Luke! Taylor! Arrest him!
Runt: Those were nice pilgrims we stayed with, definitely nice.
Rita: Yeah, well we'd still be there if you hadn't chased away their turkeys.
Runt: I forgot. Definitely forgot why I did that.
Horse: How's it goin', Wilbur?
Runt: The name's Runt, definitely Runt.
[the horse destroys Runt's shackles]
Runt: Thanks, horse. Good horse. I've gotta save Rita!
Horse: [calling after him] If anyone asks how you got free, tell them a cow did it!
[their last lines before departure from the series]
Rita: [singing to a tune similar to "Beauty and the Beast"] So long, Salem, Mass./Time to say bye-bye./I almost got drowned/Chased right out of town/Boy, did my fur fly./Boston, here we come./Home of beans and tea./Maybe they need pets./Don't take any bets./Still there's you and me.
Runt: That sure was pretty, Rita. I hope we don't get sued.