- Santa Claus: [comes down the chimney] Ho ho ho, have I got something for you.
- Candie Chipmunk: [sarcastic] Mmmm, a present, from Santa Slappy? Let me guess, could it be... A CAN?
- Santa Claus: Being the jolly representation of the holidays isn't what it use to be.
- [scurries back up the chimney]
- Skippy Squirrel: Where're you going, Aunt Slappy?
- Slappy Squirrel: To the store for some buttermilk.
- Skippy Squirrel: Eeeewww!
- Slappy Squirrel: Hey, they make it, somebody's gotta drink it.
- Slappy Squirrel: [the final gag, presents the can wrapped up like a baby] Congratulations, you're a mother.
- Candie Chipmunk: [stunned from the anvil] Really?
- [folds back blanket and sees the can, grins goofily]
- Candie Chipmunk: He looks just like his father.
- Slappy Squirrel: [after battling with Candie Chipmunk for a year] Now to the store for that buttermilk.
- Skippy Squirrel: Speeww.
- Slappy Squirrel: It could be worse, it could be prune juice.
- Slappy Squirrel: Most times, Skippy, revenge is not a good thing.
- [gets bonked on the head with her can]
- Slappy Squirrel: Other times, it's the *only* thing.