Derek Morgan: Garcia, baby girl, please tell me something I wanna hear.
Penelope Garcia: You're a statuesque god of sculpted chocolate thunder.
Derek Morgan: How about something I don't already know.
Penelope Garcia: I have a sweet tooth?
Penelope Garcia: [answering call, unaware she's talking to Hotchner's boss] Talk dirty to me.
Rose: You get enough to eat, honey?
Jason Gideon: Oh, yeah.
Jason Gideon: Yeah.
Rose: Where you headed?
Jason Gideon: Nowhere in particular.
Rose: How will you know when you get there?
Jason Gideon: That's a good question... Rose. That's a very good question.
Derek Morgan: Derek Morgan. Spencer Reid, Jennifer Jareau, and Section Chief Strauss.
Det. Vic Wolynski: Vic Wolynski, Milwaukee P.D.
Dr. Spencer Reid: You worked on Jeffrey Dahmer case?
Det. Vic Wolynski: Sixteen years ago. I worked and studied it. You remember my name?
Jennifer Jareau: He remembers everything.
Derek Morgan: It's what he does.
Erin Strauss: Call in S.W.A.T., secure the perimeter, wait for him to come out.
Derek Morgan: Ma'am he's holding a woman inside.
Erin Strauss: We don't know that for certain. We don't have probable cause.
Aaron Hotchner: She's right.
Erin Strauss: If he's got her he waits 48 hours, he's not gonna kill her yet.
Derek Morgan: He's changed the pattern of the dump sites, now he's changed how he abducts them. Do we really want to gamble that he's sticking to the rest of the model?
Cop: So let's pound on the door! Maybe he'll panic.
Aaron Hotchner: But he could spook just enough to kill her early.
Emily Prentiss: I want to go in alone. The boy's in the family room, he'll answer the door.
Erin Strauss: No.
Emily Prentiss: We need to get invited in that door. He's looking for female authority figures. If he lets me in I can signal as soon I see anything that gives us cause.
Erin Strauss: Technically you're not even in the FBI.
Aaron Hotchner: All the better.
Erin Strauss: She's interfering with a federal investigation!
Emily Prentiss: Well if I'm no longer in the FBI then you have no authority over me. I'm just a civilian knocking on a little boy's door.
Derek Morgan: Prentiss.
[hands her a gun]
Emily Prentiss: Thanks.
Aaron Hotchner: As soon as you have probable cause, give us the signal and get out of there.
Emily Prentiss: Okay.
Aaron Hotchner: Why would I ever want to leave the BAU?
Aaron Hotchner: Come to Milwaukee. I'll make you a deal- If your ready bag isn't here- packed- I won't bug you anymore. If it is I want you on that plane with me. One more case.
Emily Prentiss: [sighs] I already turned in my badge and my gun.
Aaron Hotchner: That's just hardware.
Aaron Hotchner: [opening quote, voiceover] George Washington said "Let your heart feel for the affliction and distress of everyone."
Erin Strauss: This is your fifth victim, right?
Det. Vic Wolynski: Yes.
Erin Strauss: You should've called soon.
Det. Vic Wolynski: I thought we had a handle on.
Erin Strauss: Apparently, not.
Jennifer Jareau: Ma'am.
[to Det. Wolynski]
Jennifer Jareau: Excuse me, sir.
Jennifer Jareau: [to Strauss] We need to work with... these detectives.
Erin Strauss: I'm sorry?
Jennifer Jareau: We don't generally criticize them, it just really doesn't get us anything.
Erin Strauss: Are you saying it wouldn't be helpful if they contact us sooner?
Jennifer Jareau: Of course, it's always, you know, the sooner the better.
Erin Strauss: Right... And Agent Jareau, don't question me again.
Penelope Garcia: [Erin Strauss calls her] Talk dirty to me!
Erin Strauss: This is section Chief Erin Strauss!
Penelope Garcia: Ma'am, I think it goes without saying that I expected to be someone else!
Haley Hotchner: Are you sure you're okay?
Aaron Hotchner: Yeah, I'm fine
Haley Hotchner: You're doing the right thing
Aaron Hotchner: I know
Haley Hotchner: Getting suspended was a blessing in disguise. We deserve a normal life!
Derek Morgan: What? No Hotch, now no Gideon?
Jennifer Jareau: No, not yet
Derek Morgan: These guys have been out two weeks! You'd think at least they can do is be on time!
Dr. Spencer Reid: Yeah! 'Cause you're never late!
Derek Morgan: So, where is Prentiss?
Jennifer Jareau: Her phone keeps going straight to voicemail
Derek Morgan: Well, this team gets smaller and smaller, doesn't it?
Jennifer Jareau: You know, from this angle she almost looks human!
Erin Strauss: So do we have a working theory?
Derek Morgan: Sure we do: somebody really doesn't like women!
Penelope Garcia: Is it appropriate to ask whether I can talk you out of it?
Aaron Hotchner: I heard you got a bigger office
Penelope Garcia: A swanky new map and everything.
[puts dossier on desk]
Penelope Garcia: It's the Milwaukee file. JJ wanted me to give it to you
Aaron Hotchner: I am not working it
Penelope Garcia: I am just following orders