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Charlie is plagued by a terribly and 'intimate' itchy rash (privates is inappropriate for him, as Alan points out). Now Jake is finally allowed to junior high school, Alan 'prepares' him by making him a target of ridicule, not bullying. Alas Alan and Charlie pull out too many horror stories, so Jake finds his own safe 'solution'. Charlie mocks Alan's constant cowardliness, stirring him to a single, soon regretted act of ill-considered bravery. Written by
KGF Vissers
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Charlie Harper:
When the Good Lord was handing out courage, you were hiding in your locker peeing in your gym socks.
Alan Harper:
I had three Mr. Pibs at lunch.
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