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Two and a Half Men: Season 5, Episode 1

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom (24 Sep. 2007)

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Jake is ready to begin junior high school, until Alan scares him by telling him about all of the horrors that he experienced. Meanwhile, Charlie has a rash in a most inopportune area.

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Charlie is plagued by a terribly and 'intimate' itchy rash (privates is inappropriate for him, as Alan points out). Now Jake is finally allowed to junior high school, Alan 'prepares' him by making him a target of ridicule, not bullying. Alas Alan and Charlie pull out too many horror stories, so Jake finds his own safe 'solution'. Charlie mocks Alan's constant cowardliness, stirring him to a single, soon regretted act of ill-considered bravery. Written by KGF Vissers

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Charlie Harper: When the Good Lord was handing out courage, you were hiding in your locker peeing in your gym socks.
Alan Harper: I had three Mr. Pibs at lunch.
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