Two and a Half Men: Season 5, Episode 1

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom (24 Sep. 2007)

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Jake is ready to begin junior high school, until Alan scares him by telling him about all of the horrors that he experienced. Meanwhile, Charlie has a rash in a most inopportune area.



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Charlie is plagued by a terribly and 'intimate' itchy rash (privates is inappropriate for him, as Alan points out). Now Jake is finally allowed to junior high school, Alan 'prepares' him by making him a target of ridicule, not bullying. Alas Alan and Charlie pull out too many horror stories, so Jake finds his own safe 'solution'. Charlie mocks Alan's constant cowardliness, stirring him to a single, soon regretted act of ill-considered bravery. Written by KGF Vissers

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Alan Harper: You sure it's just a rash?
Charlie Harper: What else could it be?
Alan Harper: Well, since we're talking about your private area, it can be anything from ebola to mad cow disease.
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