"Two and a Half Men"
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom (2007)

Director:

Ted Wass

Writers:

Chuck Lorre (teleplay) &
Lee Aronsohn (teleplay) ...

TV Series:

"Two and a Half Men" (2003)

Original Air Date:

24 September 2007 (Season 5, Episode 1)

Genre:

Comedy

Plot:

Jake is ready to begin junior high school, until Alan scares him by telling him about all of the horrors that he experienced. Meanwhile, Charlie has a rash in a most inopportune area. |

Plot Keywords:

Title Spoken By Character | Fraction In Title | Cleaning Lady | Divorcee | Mother Son Relationship

Cast

Charlie Sheen	...	Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer	...	Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones	...	Jake Harper
Conchata Ferrell	...	Berta
Kris Iyer	...	Dr. Prajneep
Brian Turk	...	Mike
Monica Young	...	Julie

Quotes:

Alan Harper: Now, about race riots...
Charlie Harper: Try not to take sides.
Alan Harper: If anyone asks, you're mulatto.